Read to enjoy voldemorts point of view of how things go down. I mean, if you were in charge of death eaters. I might get a little tired. Especially, i'm the leader, but we do everything at the Malfoys. What about me!! Why can't we use my mansion more often!!!! Cover credit to sabrinademelo.

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. If you like Harry Potter and memes this is your book! Laugh (and maybe cry) at the brilliant Harry Potter memes and things the world has come up with. (Warning: cursing and dirty jokes are probably going to be involved) Mischief Managed.

Lily Luna Potter, beloved daughter of none other than The Boy Who Lived himself, is excited but very frightened to go to Hogwarts for the very first time. When the Sorting Hat places her in Ravenclaw, Lily Struggles to accept it. On top of the stress of finding her place as a Ravenclaw, Lily discovers that the Malfoy family needs something from her, and the DA:DA teacher couldn't be more insane.

"It's much harder to stay hidden from the Dark Lord when you're in love with a Death Eater." Evelyn Hawkings' parents were well-known Death Eaters, but they died when the Dark Lord fell and Eve was only an infant. Now fifteen years have passed and Voldemort is back, and Eve has changed her last name to stay hidden from him. She lives a quiet life, staying out of trouble and avoiding the life of a Death Eater...but everything changes when she meets Draco Malfoy. He's the bad boy, the guy everyone avoids if they know what's good for them. But what happens when the bad boy meets someone completely different? What happens when Draco Malfoy, against all odds, falls head over heels for one girl? Which will come first, the girl he loves...or his reputation as a Death Eater? What will he do when he finds the bird that can finally set him free? A Draco Malfoy love story.