of blind heroines and foolish heroes

“i give a fuck. i give a lot of fucks, actually. i'm a prostitute of feelings.”

Tutoring A Malfoy - Dramione

Hermione Granger has brains, as everyone knows, so it's not very odd that she would be tutoring a few Hogwarts students who perhaps lack in their studies. But what happens when the student she is tutoring is no other than Draco Malfoy? Why is Dumbledore so keen on Hermione tutoring Draco even though it's against his w...

Confessions About Colton

WATTPAD ORIGINAL EDITION Seven letters, seven confessions, seven clues. Elliot Parker has what he needs to find out who killed his best friend... But is he hunting down the killer? Or is the killer hunting him? ***** When Colton Crest returns, unhar...

Teenage Posts

Funny teenage posts!!

Valerie's Guide to Fairy Tale Land

Valerie's views, comments, and advice on dealing with the weirdness that fairy tale land throws at you.

The Step Sister vs. Cinderella

Paige finds high school boring. So she escapes to her sister, having fun playing a princess and running wild. But she’s forgotten that in fairy tale land, princesses attract all kinds of attention. Now she’s trying for her own happily ever after.

Cinderella vs. Happily Ever After

Valerie's pissed. The palace has fallen and there's an army between her and Darren. She only has one choice: raise an army of her own so she can rescue Darren. So she can kill him herself for drugging her. This time it's Cinderella to the rescue

Cinderella vs. the Fairy Godmother (sequel)

Valerie has finally agreed to accompany Darren home for a trial visit. Unhappy fairy godmothers and scheming princesses are bad enough, but whoever had her attacked isn't finished just yet. For Valerie, there is no such thing as happily ever after