❝ When had you realized that in fact, I needed you- Taehyung? ❞

"Smoking is bad for you." "I'm bad."

❝All praise bts.❞ (Basically a book of lame ass jokes, facts, and wise words from the bangtan gods.) - Highest ranking #1 in fanfiction. Stand-alone sequel: Bangtan Bible: New Testament. --- kinkykook 2017 no plagiarism © all rights reserved

[ suppose jimin and yoongi hate each other so you can understand the story better ] there was a k-pop group called BTS. 2 of the members, jimin & suga hated each other. [ please also imagine suppose that PD is in charge of their roommate pairing ] one day, PD decided to make some changes to their rooms. but little did he know, he also did some changes on jimin and yoongi.

❝ Ms. Jang from now on your new seatmate will be Min Yoongi. ❞ Great. Just great. Can I curse already? Yes? 'Cause fuck Yoongi, that bastard is my enemy. New seatmate? More like shitmate. °°°°° WARNING: STRONG LANGUAGE AHEAD inspired by a lot of tumblr stuffs Started: 2/26/16 Ended: idfk yet ©-jiminipple

❝ out of all my mistakes, you were my favourite. ❞

❝what tastes good in busan?❞ © balgeum for jungkook. featuring jimin.

When the famous movie actress Choi Ara is forced to flee the city after having her career ruined by a scandal, she ends up quite literally, in the middle of nowhere. She now must experience her new life as a countryside villager. But how is she going to do that when her only talent is acting and being a spoiled brat? "One minute I'm walking on the red carpet with my designer dress and the next minute I'm wearing granny pants scraping up cow poop from the bottom of my shoe."

"It all began when he asked me to breastfeed his baby" Jimin wakes up with a hangover and a random baby besides him. With no recollection of the night before, he must find out how he ended up with this strange creature whilst trying to keep it alive. With the reluctant helping hand from the grumpy girl next door, they decode the bizarre and peculiar world of parenting. It can't get any more chaotic than that. Start: 26th February 2016 End: 16th January 2017