Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

the text messages between a girl who doesn't care for labels and a boy who is labeled worldwide as the hottest male alive and it all started from a simple wrong number situation READ AT YOUR OWN RISK LOL

"Are you fucking blind!? She fucking cheated on you in the first place! And not only with Jungkook! With almost the whole school and you didn't even noticed! She used you! For your looks and your blindness!" "Don't tell me that I'm blind. You can't even see that I.don't.fucking.like.you.and.never.will." - VMIN - gay shit - pictures - memes #1 VMIN

"low life, low life, low life." - most accomplished rank; HIGHEST RANKS: #3 'topjungkook' - 11/15/18

Taehyung was at the wrong place at the wrong time, seeing something he shouldn't have. Jeongguk one of the biggest Mafia leaders there is, finds Taehyung hiding from the fear of being killed. He now had him working for him. Title: @taehkey

''Is there something you need to tell me Jungkook?'' - ''TELL ME NOW JUNGKOOK! WHY IS THE HICKEY ON YOUR NECK THE SAME FORMAT AS MY LIPS?!'' {Edited} Top! Jungkook Bottom! Jimin [Started: 05-23-2019] [Ended: 10-03-2019]

Jimin is a 20-year-old boy who is living a perfect life until one day when he gets kidnapped and sold to a slave camp where his life is utterly miserable. Things get another hurtful turn when he is sold to a cold-hearted 22-year man who is heartbroken and doesn't trust lower class people and want them to suffer because in his eyes they deserve it. "P-please don't, D-don't send me d-down there... I beg of you m-ma-master. I-I-I am scared o-of dark". I pleaded. "Don't ever you dare to talk back to your master again", he growled.

"I don't know what you want me to tell you but if you don't believe me then go ahead, do what you want to do, I don't care anymore". "So you prefer to die then", he gave Jimin a menacing smirk while tracing the knife along his chest. "Wish fulfilled", he said as he pressed the knife harder burying it further deep in his chest.

[Complete] || p.jm + j.hs || 『 he held me like a treasure as if with one rough touch i'd perish 』 _____ c: 01-27-2016 f: 08-06-2016 ©peachihobi

how does it feel to weigh more than your boyfriend? © ZAREEN H. KIM TAEHYUNG TIGGER WARNING: death, violence, eating disorders. 「#STOPBODYSHAMING」 「STARTED: 17th December 2015」 「ENDED: 19th December 2015」 「#46 IN SHORT STORIES 21ST December 2015」 「#42 IN SHORT STORIES 22ST December 2015」