She wasn't born cool for the summer, so they locked her up in the basement thinking she would rot there. How wrong they were when they found out that she lived a secret life down there... and what a life! Oh, I forgot to introduce her to you. Her name is Poot. INTRODUCTION VIDEO BY THE AUTHOR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtYdReP7xnU

If your familiar with the series The Mighty Boosh, or just the scaly man-fish of the sea with a vibrant blinding light coming from his mangina, this is a lovely tale for you. The story of Old Gregg looking for love and a piece of fuzzy-man-peach, and his addiction to Bailey's Irish Cream, mmm-creamy. You follow him through thick and thicker, from vagina to mangina. You can almost see the blinding light shining through the water. Even if you haven't had the pleasure of meeting Old Gregg you'll surely be hooked. (I LOST A BET, THIS IS THE RESULT) HIGHLY SEXUAL