Dan and Phil do the chapstick challenge! I have seen fanfics about this before, but I think mine is better. Not that like, I'm biased or anything. Psh. Anyway, hope you enjoy! Word count is 1,450.
Pop-culture phenomenon, social rights advocate, and the most prominent LGBTQ+ voice on YouTube, Tyler Oakley brings you his first collection of witty, personal, and hilarious essays. For someone who made a career out of over-sharing on the Internet, Tyler has a shocking number of personal mishaps and shenanigans to...
"Are you insane or are you just that broken?" he whispered, his face inches from mine. "I'm a little bit of both," I admitted, looking into his eyes. "A trip into my mind would be a trip into a nightmare."
" you say that you are close, is close the closest star? " or in which a girl called Astra is rapidly falling into the midst of depression and a boy named Alec tries to help her whilst his own life slowly shatters around him. will they save each other, or in the process of trying, only drift to become galaxies apart?
WARING: BOYXBOY PHAN SMUT I don't know if this is just going to be a one shot or whether i'll continue it just enjoy it you little perverts ;)
phil lester and friends thought it would be fun to text random numbers from the phone book. he never expected to make a brand new friend. *lowkey hate my writing in this but i think the sequel is a lil better*
Darcy Thompson, kidnapped for four years. The painter, orphan, with memories haunting her from the back of her mind. But when she finally snaps, paint will splatter, hearts will be broken and a new life ruined. Can a young man and his friend with matching fringes help Darcy rebuild her life? Start again, a new beginni...
This is a quick monologue structured one-shot about Dan describing his *cough* friendship *cough* with Phil... Only 753 words. Hope you enjoy.
This is a list of all of The ____ Fics. If you are going to read any of these pieces of fiction, brace yourself and have a sick bowl nearby. These fanfics are pretty horrific. Prepare to scar yourself for life.
"The less you care, the happier you are." He turned to face me, his blue eyes dull with traces of betrayal. "No. The less you care, the lonelier you are." - In a world where people have the ability to flip an emotions switch, many people lack feelings and sympathy in general- including Dan Howell after a tragedy str...
It all started with that kiss, that moment and that passion when Dan became lost and Phil was clueless but both in love. The story of a skinny love that slowly becomes into something more and at the same time something less. *Note* Depression, suicide, self-harm and things like this will be mentioned a few times in...
Dan and Phil Have Been Friends For While now. But What Happens When Phil Hears Dan Sneak Out the house at the late hours of the night. Will Phil ask, and will Dan ignore him until he Finally Reveals That He Has a Blood thirst to kill. Will Phil Abandon Him, Say he's a freak a Freak and leave.. Or smile and say "We are...
" my name's blurry face and I care what you think. " Dan Howell has an unknown condition where he cannot see faces - no matter what he wears or does - they are always a blur. The doctors nicknamed it 'blurry face', and there's absolutely nothing they can do about it; Dan will have to live without faces. That is, unti...
Dan Howell and Phil Lester, both from different parts of England, get taken to London from rival government agencies. When they meet, what will these two do to stick together, and what will keep the agencies do to keep them apart..?
DISCLAIMER AS OF MARCH 2017: i wrote most of this over 2 years ago when i thought i was all that and was still very young and kinda cringy but still, i hope you like it !! -- daniel james howell. the one who's always trying to get you in bed with him. every girl at ashlen high is in love with him and slept with him, t...
Phil Lester is sweet and cute; known for his kindness and enthusiasm. Dan Howell is a tough, cold outsider; known as the school's stereotypical 'bad boy'. But if he's so bad, then why on earth did he rescue Phil Lester and give him a smile which would melt anyone's heart?
(Formerly called Who Would Want To Kiss A Vampire?) - (This is really old and bad lmao read at ur own risk) Phil Lester is a punk with a secret. He stalks the streets at night, praying on innocent pedestrians to sink his teeth into. Or, at least what people assume he does. You see, Phil is a vampire; What people assum...
he was a blank canvas and words could flow out of him effortlessly, there was never a stutter or a stop. he was a sky of colour, a mess of words tumble out of his mouth, messy and faint. *this fanfic contains drinking, abuse, and mention(s) of suicide. if there are any specific trigger warnings, send a DM please!
"Today's draw Phil naked is.." "Okay anyway guys see you soon bye!" Phil leaned over to switch off the camera and as he did a tear streamed down his face. "How am I meant to keep this up, pretending I'm so happy when I'm not, this is all getting too mu..." WARNING: MAY BE TRIGGERING
Dan is different. He's learned to accept that. Well, as best he can anyway, considering he's never really had much of a choice. It's been this way for as long as he can remember, the constant runaround process of trying to feel normal. His life is built around it, trying to trick both himself and everyone he interacts...
13-year-old Iris has been living her life trapped in lonely foster homes. She's moved almost every month, due to being antisocial and distant towards the families. Nobody seems to understand the trauma she's dealing with; the memories of her biological family constantly haunting her. It's impossible for her to feel a...
Dan Howell finds a beautiful girl washed up on shore clueless not even knowing her name. He feels attracted to her, but not everyone is what they seem. Even a dark haired beauty like her has secrets. Cover by: @readwritelaugh Thanks so much!
Relatively short one-shot/head-cannon/imagine, whatever you wanna call it. Phil surprises Dan with a Shib puppy on Christmas morning, 2018. Only 950 words. Hope you enjoy :)
After telling her friends that she had a boyfriend, just so that they would stop trying to set her up on blind dates, Riley Addison has to rely on her childhood best friend, Dan Howell, to help her get through her lie. That lie soon turns into something more. Something different. [First official Danisnotonfire 'fake b...
Dan Howell is not a happy person. He relies on any type of high to get him through each day and he's never been in love with any girl he's dated. His parents want him to marry his girlfriend of two years, but he can't bring himself to marry someone he doesn't love, and who doesn't love him. He meets a man named Phil...
