DO NOT READ! DISCONTINUED! AND NOT THAT GOOD. Budo Masuta has always kept secrets. While he was the strongest student in Akademi high, he has some... Issues. He has terrible anger issues which often result in violence. As he got older he became more dangerous, so his parents signed him up for Martial Arts to teach him self control. This was working perfectly until he met a girl who reverted him back to his old ways... Ayano Aishi had never felt emotion. She was a lifeless body wandering among the Earth with no purpose. When she met Taro Yamada, however, she experienced a new emotion known as love. She eliminated all in her path only to see Osana Najimi steal him away seconds before she was going to confess a her love. She once again felt lifeless and without purpose, but a hero might save her yet.

(various x reader) One-shots and short-stories that are so sweet, you'll get a toothache! Hope you have a sweet tooth because requests are open, lovelies~

Hello!! All of the information is on the first part! Thanks!!

Yandere!Underswap!Sans x Shy!Reader And some Papyrus x reader -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- He was so sweet, so innocent. All he loved doing was cooking tacos, listen to his brothers puns, and try to be friends with everyone. Then you're pushed down a hole and end up in this strange new underground. After seeing you, his sanity breaks. Instead of making tacos, he loves hearing bones pop. Instead of listening to his brothers jokes, he bathes in blood. Instead of making friends with everyone, he kills them. -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- "You can't escape. Not now. Not ever." -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- Sequel to ending D: Silently Sleeping (Underswap!Papyrus x reader) Sequel 2: A New Life A/N edit: Apparently, I like this word cute. Oh, and, under a bunch of editing. A/N edit two: OH YEAH, and very cliche! XD

Don't you have that one time when you did something really stupid at school, and your parents were going to cook you over a fire? This book is all about what NOT to do/say to school! Copyright 2015 A l e y a h (Steal my stuff, I will cut off your eyelids so you can't blink!) All rights reserved. AWESOME COVER by the one and only @JakePatt Highest ranking: 1 6/18/16 EFWNJHWIU H YAS

Do you really need a description? ... ... ... Well, then. It's a book. Made up of puns. (Puns, puns galore!) DISCLAIMER (and long overdue [insert library pun]): Though I sort of stated it before, this is my official disclaimer: about 99.999% of these puns aren't mine (no one has enough of a dead soul for that). The ones not mine I found scattered throughout the Interwebz, on multiple sites and from multiple people, dead or alive, friends and strangers.

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