Funny texts from the Harry Potter characters!

All the facts that you don't even know.All the facts are not mines.

A BAD BOY STOLE MY BRA is published and no longer available on Wattpad. It is available in multiple languages, including English, French, German, Italian and Indonesian as paperback and e-book internationally. It is also available as an adaptation on the app Episode - 'It Started With a Bra.' This copy has the first 3 chapters ONLY. SPIN OFF SEQUEL (Same characters): The Anti Delinquent System is fully available on Wattpad! It follows Chase's love story, with large amounts of Riley, Alec, Joe, Violet and Dylan! Picture this: You wake up in the middle of the night, swamped in your star wars covers and completely and utterly groggy to the extent that you look like something from the Monsters Inc. movie. You hear a sound, so you sit up and turn your lamp on, and that's when you see it. Your new neighbour, clambering halfway through your window (Still managing to look like some sort of a Greek god, I may add) holding your MICKEY MOUSE BRA. What do you do? Well, you scream obviously. Then what? Why, you get revenge of course. Romance #1 Humour #3 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED Cover and Official Trailer made by @moonxriver

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Jokes, hilarious comebacks, funny texts, this book has it all. If you are looking for a good laugh, here you go!

THE FIRST BOOK OF PERCY JACKSON RANDOMNESS ON WATTPAD. (Not kidding. Damn copycats.) All things related to Percy Jackson. Pictures are either from the Internet, Pinterest, WeheartIt, Instagram, Tumblr, and etc. Posting ten pictures whenever I can. March 3, 2016 - #219 at Fanfiction

Jokes that I found on the Internet that I wanted to share. No credit goes to me.

❝Hello there, this is Teen Confessions Helpline, what's the problem? Feel free to confess anything you like and we'll be there to help you every step of the way!❞ ❝I know this is heavy but I've been feeling like I kind of...want to kill myself.❞ When Damien Carson, a depressed lonely teenager, calls a teen helpline to find one reason not to kill himself, he meets optimistic and bubbly Harry Potter fangirl Eva Adams. And in a series of phone calls, fangirl freakouts, promises, weird slash fanfictions, and bondings over Harry Potter puns, maybe he'll find a reason after all. a story about heartbreak, suicide, depression, love, friendship and two misfits that fits together like torn halves of a love letter.

A bunch of pick-up lines for the ladies. XD Hope ya enjoy! Some might be really cheesy. XD Some might be sexual. XD And BTW, I am NOT talking to the reader. ALSO NONE OF THESE ARE MINE! ALL OF THESE HAVE BEEN TAKEN OFF THE INTERNET! ALL THE CREDIT GOES TO WHOEVER MADE THESE!