"Hello?" "Why do '24 hours, 7 days a week' shops have locks on their doors?" "Uh-" "Why is the meaning of life hard to find when we have dictionaries?" "Um perso-" "Why is the word 'abbreviation' so long?" "I dont kno-" "If a cow laughed really hard would milk come out its nose?" "Hey-" "Does a postman deliver his own mail?" "MYSTERY PERSON!" "Yes?" "I don't know the answers to your stupid questions." "Okay then, how's life?" ---------------------------------------- Hello fellow readers! Thank you for clicking on my book, I hope you enjoy it. This book is from my imagination so please don't steal it. Highest ranking in short story: #5 ** this story is completed ** My story is edited but I know it's not perfect. If anyone finds any spelling or grammar mistakes feel free to comment in the comment section. Thank you.

"There is no way I am rooming with-uh that" I point to the devil sitting in the corner. He looks down on his phone not even paying attention to me. Or what I have to say. "Woah" he says. He starts chuckling. "What in the world is so important" I practically scream at him taking his phone. Once I look at his phone and look. I scream even more. "Ew. Ew. Ewwwww" I screech. He laughs evilly. "Oh yea. And that my friends is, Carly, room 17" he says. "Ew" I say for the last time. "Is there anyway I can switch" I ask again. "I'm sorry ma'am there is no more rooms available. Unless you want to drop out" he folds his hands together. I take a deep breath for what feels like 20 minutes. "I guess I'll keep my room" I say rubbing my eye. *--------* Rilen Hamiltion just a normal teenager that wants to live a perfect life. But before she can do that she has to go to college for 5 years. Her life will change when she realizes that her roommate Bailey Thomas, is actually a guy. A disgusting guy that is full of himself. Biggest player yet. What will happen when she has to stay 5 years with him? Will she get to the edge to just Quit school? Or will she stay? Read more to find out!

She's With Me is now published as a Wattpad Book! As a Wattpad reader, you can access both the Original Edition and Books Edition upon purchase. Amelia Collins is in witness protection, starting at a new school in a small town. But when she becomes involved with the most infamous guy at school, she's reminded that she can never truly escape her tragic past. ***** When Amelia Collins moves to a new town with a new identity, she plans to keep her head down and finish her senior year. But this changes when she runs - literally - into the school's hottest badass, the mysterious and brooding Aiden Parker. Soon, Aiden's friend group is calling Amelia one of their own, and she finds herself balancing her new life while trying to recover from a tragic past. During a school year full of new friends and old rivalries, Amelia finds herself falling for Aiden, who has skeletons of his own. But she has to fight those feelings - after all, all Amelia ever does is run. Can she ever truly escape what she's been running from? Or has she finally found a reason to stop? Book One of the With Me series. | ranked #1 | 08.27.2015| | completed | 08.25.2016| | winner of a Talk of the Town WATTY 2016 | | Winner of The 2016 Fiction Awards "Best Teen Fiction"

Highest Rank: #1 in Teen Fiction (21/Sept/2016) ♡ Completed (30/Aug/2016) ♡ Catherine is a teenager who has recently lost her parents in a car accident. Her life is mostly about high school, work and taking care of her little brothers. Having her best friend by her side makes her think that maybe life isn't treating her that bad after all. After a fortunate meeting and babysitting of a little girl, Cat's life seems to be changing for the better. She meets new people, makes new friends, loses a couple as drama can't be gone for ever... Add a bit of romance and there you have it! ⚠ WARNING: Some people say it's cliché and kind of fast paced. Don't say I didn't warn you! Copyright © by charliegotcaught ~~~~~~~~~~~~ @Gabymc Literally one of the best books I have ever read on Wattpad. Not even joking! @tmnt_girl_2003_bae I have never been as excited to see someone update like I was with this book. It's amazing from the writing to the plot. @Caelen_Rachel I've read a bunch of books on Wattpad and this is by far one of my favourites! I love it so much! I always got so excited when I would get the notification for a new update. It made me so happy! :) @Ender_Invinica This book is AWESOME! I really love it, from the plot to the personalities. This one is one of the BEST books I've read :) @KatWritesReadings So much action it keeps the readers reading ;) ¦Less important rankings¦ #1 in Frozen (21 Sept 2018) #1 in Babysitting (21 Sept 2018)

in which a broken nerd meets a selfless popular and an interesting transfer student. Copyright phantasmagorics 2014. Plagiarism or distribution of this material is illegal.

Hailey Miller is in her last year of high school where she is the school nerd who is always in the shadow of her twin brother Levi except no one knows they are siblings let alone twins. Hailey and Levi soon get discovered but no one knows about her secret past apart from her ex boyfriend.

❝Hello there, this is Teen Confessions Helpline, what's the problem? Feel free to confess anything you like and we'll be there to help you every step of the way!❞ ❝I know this is heavy but I've been feeling like I kind of...want to kill myself.❞ When Damien Carson, a depressed lonely teenager, calls a teen helpline to find one reason not to kill himself, he meets optimistic and bubbly Harry Potter fangirl Eva Adams. And in a series of phone calls, fangirl freakouts, promises, weird slash fanfictions, and bondings over Harry Potter puns, maybe he'll find a reason after all. a story about heartbreak, suicide, depression, love, friendship and two misfits that fits together like torn halves of a love letter.

Lexi despises her best friend Morgans brother Jake. Somehow things end up happening at a party and Lexi turns out pregnant- with Jake's child. This is the emotional roller coaster awaiting her.

❝And if you're ever feeling lonely just look at the moon, someone, somewhere is looking right at it too❞ Desiree ''Dessie'' Lock is probably the biggest Theic in the universe, thanks to her mother who gave her tea since she was a toddler. She loves to read on her cold bedroom floor next to the balcony, swallows and the sweaters that her grandmother knits for her every Christmas and Birthday. Above all she had her life planned out for her by her parents. Elliot ''Liot'' Sword drinks coffee all day long. By lunch time he would have already downed five cups. He loves to draw when he has some spare time and the needed supplies, tattoos and he never goes anywhere without his torn jeans and American flag bandana. Above all he didn't have his life planned out for him. He lived day by day and didn't give a damn about the future. So what happens when one night Desiree spots Elliot in an unusual situtation from her balcony? cover by -unstable

Lucille is 17 years old. She does not have many friends. She's always been by herself since she had a hard time making friends. Ethan is also 17 years old. He is one of the most popular guys at school. He is the head of his baseball team. Boys admire him. And girls drool over his perfect looks. One night Ethan saves Lucille from a robbery. From there, one crazy decision made by the two to become "friends with benefits" leads to an endless, hot romance that's full of tears and untold feelings.