Living for centuries is a reality only in the mind of a dreamer. Immortality is a figment of a young child's imagination. Magic is what scientists believe to be a tale spun and wound around the ring of truth now known as "science". •-•-• Historians and scientists have spent centuries digging up truths and tossing away old myths and legends. Multiple humans have believed they found the answer to some of the world's most intriguing puzzles; why humans can't float, the reaction between to different chemical compounds, the cause of rain and lightning, you name it. Ahh, humans. Such innovative yet sometimes disbelieving creatures; always thinking there is a logical explanation to the world's unnatural phenomena, always thinking there's an answer to everything. Give them something more powerful than they - a creature they couldn't control - and you have pure chaos. When faced with something illogical or more powerful than themselves, humans turn into something you wouldn't believe: Pure monsters. They kill what they're scared off without even knowing who or what they were facing. They attack without reason and wish to have control over everything. Sometimes I wish I don't so heavily rely on them. My name is Republic of the Philippines, formerly known as Las Isla Filipinas. Human alias Isabella Cruz. My health and life are determined by the state of my country - the state of the humans living there. It can't be helped. We rely on each other greatly and all I have to do is keep them safe with the wisdom and power I posses. No matter how flaw-full humans are, I'll always love them. That's the good thing about being human, you can't hate what you can't love. But you can fear them. •-•-•

Here are some randomness of me (Philippines) travelling to different cities in different countries with other nations showing me around lol

Damn, third book already, I know. But that still doesn't stop me, Maria Clara de la Cruz, from doing dares and answering questions! You can dare me to do whatever you want me to do, and ask whatevrnyou want me to answer. However, I always think of smart ways to avoid doing what you really meant, so make sure to be more specific xD

Hi. I'm Maria Clara de la Cruz. And... this story is just... you know, about random stuff with me. My sisters (Indonesia and Malaysia), the rest of the ASEAN, and some other Hetalia OCs are included here too. So.. yeah, hope you enjoy! AND FOLLOW ME I FOLLOW EVERYONE BACK :'D PLS Disclaimer: I do not own the pics (well I did edit them though) or Hetalia. They belong to their rightful owners. And if I did own Hetalia, Philippines would probably there already.

So lately, I've been ranting or sharing messages (that are most likely tweets) on my own message board. Sooo, why not make a book where I can put all of those messages? Because haha, I'm kinda spamming my own message board, aren't I? Ah! I forgot to introduce myself... pero kilala naman niyo ako, diba? Of course you do.

Hetalia songs and lines translated into English by the wonderful Google Translate.

A collection of random sh*t written by me when its 3 In the morning o-0 [ Rated PG-13 because I will be using foul language XD ]

Hetalia Vine Edition 2! This is the continuation of "Hetalia VINE EDITION". I take real vines and convert them into Hetalia. I also put the creator of the Vine's name in the title. I DO NOT OWN HETALIA OR THE VINES USED IN THIS BOOK

Warning: The following quotes are from Hetalia. If you do not know what this is, you should go look it up on kiss anime. And obviously, I don't NOT own Hetalia! You have just been warned by Romano > . >

So I use real vines and convert them to hetalia. And I put the creator of the vines name as the title~ I DO NOT OWN HETALIA OR THE VINES USED IN THIS BOOK