Pizza man: WHAT A TIME TOMMOROW, seignor Asian man: NO 2day! Pizza man: THEN A WHY DID YOU A SEE TOMMOROW!? Asian man: I SAID A TOMAROO... I DIDN'T A SAY TOMAROO Pizza man: Mamma mia pizzaria! What is A GOING ON! IS THIS A PRANK CALL Asian man: NO! THIS IS NOT A BART SIMPSON Asian man: I WANT A TOMAROO! Asian man: ITs red, round, lot a seed, and high in vitamin C, and actually it is commonly mistaken because everybody think it is a vegetable but actually tomaroo is a fruit... People use it for spagetti! Pizza man: YOu a mean TOMATOO.... WHy DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY TOMATOO! Asian man: I SAID IT! PIzza man: OKay you want pepperoni, tomatoo! IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU CHINESE MAN! Asian man: AHHH! Chineseuuuu I AM A NOT CHINESUU.... YOU call me a chinesuu like you step on the paper and throw it in the gabadge! That is direspectuful to my famiry name! Asian man: WE ARE THE JESUS CHRIST OKAY! YOU BETTA KNOW THE DIFFERENCE NOW! DIFFERNT ETHNICITY DIFFERENT PEOPLE! Asian man: You mexican you should understand that! You MAKE ME SO ANGRY!! LIKE MUCHO CALIENTE! ITS A SPICY AYAYAH! Pizza man: Sir, Actually I am Italian.... Asian man: OF COURSE YOUR MEXICAN EVERYONE IN A PIZZA STORE IS MEXICAN! Pizza man: Where would you like the pizza delivered, sir.... Asian man: (sigh) Hia in RICHMAN HIRRU! Pizza man: I'm sorry? Is that somewhere in korea? Asian man: NOOO! Iz In TORONTO! Pizza Man: Come again!? (Hangs up phone) Pizza man: (sigh) Here in RICHMAN.... RICHMOND HILL! Ohhhh... I got it sir Asian man: AYAYAYAAY.... Why does it take so long to order just the bread and the chessuu! YOU KNOW A WHATTA I HATE A PISA! Why didn't I just order spaghetti like normal people!

Asian man: OKAY! Pizza man: Grazie! Asian man: Then what else do you hapuuu!? Pizza man: We have... pepperoni.,.. Sausage... Asian man: OH! OKAY OKA Asian guy: Ah.... I am so hungry like a dirty monkey in a jungle not eating a bananassuuu. Oh I know why not I hap some pisaaaa! Asian guy: uhhh... 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 zero .... okay! (Calls phone number) Pizza man: WELCOME TO PIzza huttt! ITS AA MEEE mario! Asian guy: Yesuuu.... I would a Rike 2 Xtra rarge pisa Pizza man: okey dokey! Pizaa man: uhh... What toppings would you like? Asian guy: hmmmm BULGOGI & the KIMICHI! Pizza man: Wut? Asian guy: I aa said BULGOGI & the KIMCHI Asian man : (whispers) Pleasuu gimme the kimchi pizzaaaa Pizza man: uhh look sir! I don't not a know who thisa kimchii is.... Asian man: Come on EVERYONE KNOW THE KIMCHI, YOU KNOW GAGNAM STYLE! OPPA GAGNAM STYLE! EVERYONE KNOWS THE KOREA NOW! IT IS A KOREAN STAPRU Pizza man: My GOODNESS! ! signore please CALM DOWN .... Asian man: OKAY! Pizza man: Grazie! Asian man: Then what else do you hapuuu!? Y I KNOW NOW.... I LIKA PEPPEROLY..... Hmmm THAT ONE! Pizza man: ? peppers only? Asian man: AH Yes I would like a pepperonly pizza Pizza man: Youa suree you want peppas only? Asian man: Ahhh? NOO noo I hate pepper I didn't say pepper! I said pepperonly! Pizza man: PEPPERONI THAT IS WHAT I HEARD PEPPERONI! GORDAN RAMSAY IN THE ITALY WOULD HAVE SAIDA THAT! ! Pizza man: you know! You really funny like a steve harvey on a family feuda! Asian man: YESU GELISIDO ! I don't make any sensuu... I will hap you know that I graduated in the top of my classu! A PRUSU!!!! PIzza man: YOU ARE STARTING TO MAKE ME Boil like a fire flower. WHEN A BOWSER KEEPA KINDNAPPING THE PRINCESS! Pizza man: FoR THE LOVE OF Ariana GRANDE! What else do you want! Asian man: What do you hap? Pizza man : I havea Ham, Pinapple and tomato Asian man: Yess.u... I want a tomaroo

(30 minutes later after the blood test) Father : "Hey BOY! How about the blood test." Son : "Yeah dad" Father : "So boy what is it?" Son : "oh my blood test. um bbB positive" Father : "b positive, b positve, B PLUSSS! NOT AGAINNNNN! All rights go to a youtuber, called MyChonny

Oh hi nice to meet you mr?? "Dey call me wong sum ting wong" Hi dad WHAT Son I wanna be an actor when I grow up Haha... son it is actually pronounced doctor Oh.... but I got an a- on math A Minus MY LOVE FOR YOu G Go in the CROSET FINISH ALL YO HOMEWORK for 5 hours then YOU CAN PLAY... THE PIANO THAT IS for 5 more hours..., Duh happier we get the Ress we can see... And finally, Julyanh... Stop saying asian jokes it's wong...

Asian guy: Ah.... I am so hungry like a dirty monkey in a jungle not eating a bananassuuu. Oh I know why not I hap some pisaaaa! Asian guy: uhhh... 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 zero .... okay! (Calls phone number) Pizza man: WELCOME TO PIzza huttt! ITS AA MEEE mario! Asian guy: Yesuuu.... I would a Rike 2 Xtra rarge pisa Pizza man: okey dokey! Pizaa man: uhh... What toppings would you like? Asian guy: hmmmm BULGOGI & the KIMICHI! Pizza man: Wut? Asian guy: I aa said BULGOGI & the KIMCHI Asian man : (whispers) Pleasuu gimme the kimchi pizzaaaa Pizza man: uhh look sir! I don't not a know who thisa kimchii is.... Asian man: Come on EVERYONE KNOW THE KIMCHI, YOU KNOW GAGNAM STYLE! OPPA GAGNAM STYLE! EVERYONE KNOWS THE KOREA NOW! IT IS A KOREAN STAPRU Pizza man: My GOODNESS! ! signore please CALM DOWN ... All rights go to a group of youtubers called JKfilms .

A Vietnamese father and son are driving to the hospital for a blood test because the son wanted to know what blood type he was. (on the way to the hospital) The father asks his son : "HEY BOY! HOWS SCHOOL? The son's answers back : "No, Not that good I get bulllied a lot." Father : "NOO!I don't care about that I just want to know the results from the report carrd." Son: " OH! That's good I got an A+ on math", he responded Father : "hummm that's okay, what 7 X 7!?", immediately he tested the boy right away, Then son answered immediately: "49!!" Father : "hmm that's okay, nodding." Son: I got an A+ on Chemistry..." Father : "hmm ok good" Son : " an A+ on physics" Father " hummm that's okay but you could have done bettar..." Son : "huh?, what ???". Father : "Okay! Boy! What about the engaaalish?" Son : "uhm I got um" Father : "WHAT ABOUT THE ENGARIshhhh?" Son : "uhhhhhh I got uhhhh" Father : "WAHAA ABOUTT THE ENGARRISSSSSSS!" Son : "I got a b+" Father : " b b bbbB+!!! wha! Wha! Wha! "bbbb!!!" B+!!! B+ ...again! Why BBBB+!What happened to the AAAAA+! Son : I am sorry Dad...I tried really hard but I can only get b+ with the Engarissshh....no sorry! I meant English Father : "Sorry is not an excuseee! Okay!?" " Just listen to my lecture, A Stands A GOOD JOB! You have to get A, A stands for A doctor, A lawyer, A dentist or the Good Job. the son replied back with "then A can stand for A garbadge man...". The father said "GARBADGE!! Gaaaabadge mannn!!!! Garbadge man start with a G!" "No wonder you failed on the Engalishhh!! ..... Just get out of my carrr!! We already at the doctor, just GET OUT!!!" (The son got out of the car immediately) (Meanwhile inside the car, the father says to himself) Father : "Garbadge, Garbadgeman starts with a G even I know that and I don't even know how to spell the whole word garbadge! How can he missed this !!! Ayayayaya!" All rights go to a Youtube called Mychonny