"woah, calm down big fella"

"What's my name?" "Daddy."

Is Ethan Dolan who you really think he is? No. "Why would you lie like this to your fans? Do you always do this to your fans? no, because your JUST A FAN"

This story is half true. I was inspired to make this by a friend that decided it would be funny to almost ruin my life!! So, have fun!! Please vote!