The new addition to the Bible Series, the Panic! At The Disco Bible. (Also, omg u guys we got to #1 in Fanfiction thank u guys sm)

A gay twist on a Harlequin tale. CEO Pete Wentz is in trouble. After a very emotional breakup with his girlfriend (emotional on her end of course), She decided to ruin his life. By selling false stories about Pete being a homophobic asshole. But only half of that is true. The head of his marketing team decides that to totally expel the rumors, Pete should hire a guy to pose as his boyfriend. And Patrick Stump is just the man for the job. After his boyfriend of almost ten years breaks up with him, Patrick finds himself in a stump. (haha) He can't afford to live in their apartment alone and his paintings haven't been selling well. So when he gets offered a job to pretend to date someone for fifty thousand dollars, he jumps at the opportunity. But can he keep his heart out of this artificial relationship? Or will real emotions surface from this faked love?

Donald Trump thinks that Jaime Preciado of Pierce the Veil is an illegal immigrant and soon goes to a concert. What will happen when they meet face to face? Will Donald try to deport Jaime? Or will he give in to lust? (an AU in which Donald Trump has become president and is now for some reason trying to ship our spiky hair bassist out of the country)