They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

Lucy keeps it bitter and blunt; 17 and barely breathing. She's mastered breaking hearts, sporadic sex, and killing people. One may say she resembles the devil. Reece keeps it sweet and innocent; 17 and barely breathing. He's mastered being clueless, helpful, and gullible. One may say he resembles an angel. Is it so wrong for a devil to crave an angel? #136 Adventure #26 Mystery / Thriller Mature

Anna Shay is a normal 18 year old girl who lives in London. She shares a small flat with her best-friend Elka. These best-friends have been through everything together from the beginning. They are there for each other when needed. Anna has a job at a sweets store while Elka has one at the shoe store in the same plaza. They both can drive though they don't have a cars due to college expenses. Anna's whole life changes when she finds an iPhone on the floor in the store she works in. Who does this phone belong to? The one and only Louis Tomlinson from One Direction. She decides to keep this from Elka and her life is an adventure from there.

This is a poem based on the new Nightmare on Elm Street movie. Might I just add that that is the most epic movie in the world if you agree with me then comment!!!!!!! : D The rest of the poems are based on other scary movies I hav seen such as The Amityville Horror if there is any other scary movie poem u would like me to write about then comment and tell me or message me If I have seen the movie I will try my best to write it. There are also the Amityville horror and insidious and soon, saw.

Kianna is an adopted teenager who is lucky enough for her adoptited parents to be Nicki Minaj and Drake. When she finds out she is now related to Ray-Ray from Mindless Behavior she is confused since she has never heard of them before. She's swept off her feet by Princeton. But is there anything in her past that can damage what they could call a relationship read more to find out.

Aubree Osborne, a 17 year old girl, moves to England when her mom and dad got divorced. She's the new girl of Wilmslow High School. Five popular/ hottest boys in the school fall in love with her. Who will Aubree end up with? But will her career ruin their friendship with the boys?...Just wait and see.