welp i got bord and thought i would knock out some stories all in one with chapters instead of their own pages..... sooooo if you like sadist men and stories then i hope you enjoy these pervy stories i thought up. tell me if you want me to add more lemon stories to it, it can even be girls x fem reader. ♥♥♥ (picture doen't belong to me, all credit goes to the artist) love you kittens p.s. i love it when you guys comment as well as leave funny feed back~♥

The title says it all. Just a whole bunch of one shots that will be, sometimes extremely long but will not have a part two because with my mind set I'll probably end up writing a story that I will not have any time for. Anyways enjoy. Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece or any of the characters but the one shots are mine though.

"Meat" has been a call-guy in Chicago's gay district for over a year and seems largely satisfied with his job. Until a peculiar new client makes him question if he should be serving his meat to everyone.

"But you can call me master my pretty little angel." Angel is only nineteen years old. He's studying law and is a really good writer. He doesn't drink or smoke. Angel not a really sexually guy... In fact he's still a virgin, but something really soon might change that. Mason, 25 years old, owns his own business and is highly appreciated. Never has he been the one to chase after what or who he wants, he always have them chasing after him. But that all changes when he meets Angel and only God knows what he'll do to get him as his to submissive.

Eustass 'Captain' Kidd was a heartless crook, and was known as the nastiest Mafia boss after defeating the late kingpin Doncixote Doflamingo. 'WAS'...But now Kidd has finally bit off more than he can chew and met his fate, now dying after the most brutal gang fight he's ever had he says his last words feeling absolutely complete and satisfied, unknown to him he's about to have the most wildest rides of his afterlife!! *old story*

A 4 part (?) SouMako fanfic where Makoto was supposed to have a group study with Haru and the Samezuka boys, but ended up getting stuck with Sousuke instead as both Haru and Rin ditched him. Some very, very interesting things happen. Awkward, angelic Makoto is forced to spend a day with brooding Sousuke who might or might not have other plans and ways to study with the Iwatobi Team Captain. Warning: Clumsy Sousuke, evil Rin, and lots and lots of fluff and smut at the end.

Attention! Please read "(Im)Possible?" first, since this is the sequel! ^-^ --- Makoto and Sousuke graduated highschool and decided to start living together in a new city where Makoto manages to get accepted at a university and Sousuke finds a job. Everything seems fine and just how they've always imagined their life, until an old aquaintance shows up who might turn out to be more of a threat to their relationship than they think.

Eustass Kidd is the alpha of his pack of shapeshifters, the world is full of so many unique creatures but one thing that they all have in common is mating season. Mating season is when every creature's physical senses are increased and their consciousness is urging them to find a loving partner, and mysteriously, during mating season it also allows partners of the same sex to bear children and start families, this includes for both males and females. Every type of shapeshifter has the same mating season, the beginning of summer to the very end of fall, which meant that cross breeding was pretty common, in fact two partners of the same species was quite rare depending on the species. So when Kidd has trouble finding a compatible mate to be with, what do you think would happen if he met an elusive and highly sought after snow leopard shifter named Law? *old story*

Romano and Italy get into a nasty fight, ending with Romano declaring war on the younger brother. Italy seeks Germany for help and Romano runs off to join Spain. Italy and Romano both seek comfort in their new allies, but will their alliances become more? *I do not own Hetalia or any of the characters* I wrote this story a year ago and it's so cringey but if you want to read be my guest

This is my first story so PLZ don't judge if it's super crappy and I'm doing this on my computer now......And this contains mpreg