Thiefshipping little mermaid parody With my own little abridged twist Marik, a merman, has always dreamed of the human world that he's forbidden to see. He has collected items that humans seem to leave behind and drop into the ocean. With Odion and a disapproving Ishizu, they visit a boat full of humans and Marik finds (the sexy) Yami Bakura. After trading a precious item for human legs, Marik is able to live among humans, but just for three days. And, since Marik totally isn't gay, he may not kiss Bakura within that time, or else he'll return to being a merman. Simple enough, right?

"Now you listen to me." Spider-Man spoke. "Oh I can do more than that." Replied Deadpool. "I'm absolutely sick of you." "Comprehensible." "You're the embodiment of everything I despise." "Ouch." "And you're coming with me." Wade stared at the narrowed and empty white lenses in silence for a couple moments, he was definitely glaring at him. "...are you asking me out?" • Soulmate AU • DISCLAIMER: I don't own any of the characters mentioned here, all rights go to Marvel. And NO. This isn't MCU Spider-Man. WARNING: Contains explicit language.

The Red Army has made their move years ago, War raged throughout the world against them. Nothing worked with the combined government powers. They were useless. The Red Army has conquered most of the eastern side of the world, the western side still struggling to remain free. In England, they struggled to keep themselves up in power. Although the Red Leader seems to want to win their land more than anything else. Nothing will get in his way. But! There is hope... The hope coming in a form of three men, friends in fact. They've been on so many crazy adventures and survived. They formed the Rebellion that helps England separately from the Government. They were so great that not even the Red Army could find their Main Base. Red Leader all the while starts thinking, more like remembering a certain Blue Hoodie wearing man. He has been thinking about him for a long time since 'the end'. So he decides to make a deal with England's government. XXX Eddsworld does not belong to me, but to the amazing creator Edward Gould. Thank you so much and bless your soul. Ship: Tomtord and Eddmatt(?)

Jokes of mostly history, because I have to share it.