I have a girlfriend. Her name is Kayla and she's so sweet and pretty... but there's one problem. I'm in love with someone else: my best friend, Phil Lester. I didn't mean to cheat, I swear. I was just confused with my identity and I didn't want to hurt her feelings. I ended up hurting her feelings even more by cheating. I made a mistake and I'm the worst person on the planet, I know. This is what happened. Note: In no way am I trying to romanticise cheating. There are no excuses for cheating so please don't do that.

In a world where your soulmates name gets imprinted in your wrist at the age of sixteen. Your job? Is to find them. Phil Lester the loner of his group has never met a boy named Daniel. That is until a Daniel showed up one day in class.

in an alternate universe, your soulmates names are written on your wrist, first and last. -short story- #WATTYS2017 highest rank: 431 in #phillester 88 in #dan

•part 2, go read part 1 on @thebigolive before you read this or you will understand nothing• "mrs. howell, your son was born...." the doctor, dr. madison, takes a deep breath. "perfectly healthy. you've given birth to a god." • in which being born with a disease or condition is perfectly normal, and those born healthy are declared gods //phan + a tad of kickthestickz //lowercase intended //angst+fluff

Dan x Reader, Phil x Reader, and Phan oneshots. There will be no smut, and if there is a trigger, I'll warn you at the beginning of the chapter. Requests are open, I'll try my best to fulfill your needs. : ) <3 (Credit for Dan and Phil outline goes to crankyblueboi on Tumblr)

"I think it's time you go somewhere else, Dan. Find yourself. Discover yourself and all that bullshit. Dan, I want you to find meaning in life. I want you to travel the world and see the things worth living for. Trust me" Dan Howell is stressed, depressed, and completely and utterly lost in life; and, yes, you guessed it: he is having an existential crisis. Because of this he decides to travel the world and not only does he discover himself again, he finds something worth living for: Phil Lester. • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • trigger warnings: mentions of suicide and depression ☆ cover art credit to hsiao ron cheng

"tired blue boy walks my way, holding a girl's hand, that basic bitch leaves finally, now i can steal her man" - trigger warnings: depression, physical and emotional abuse, excessive drinking, and suicidal thoughts other warnings: possible smut - based on melanie martinez's pacify her, all rights to her.

"hey i'm phil and whoever didn't show up, is a dick," ; copyright © 2016

Dan finds a mysterious egg and

They say that the moment you find the love of your life, you're love-struck. They say you can't speak because your mouth is too dry and your heart is beating too fast and forming a coherent thought, let alone sentence, is an impossible task. (Few people also say something about 'sparks' or getting lost in the stranger's eyes) I found this to be untrue on the day that I ran into Phil Lester. - Dan's life USED to be normal. Just like any other nineteen year old in London, he lived on his own in a cheap flat, ordered food from every take-out place, and played video games all day when he wasn't working. But when he runs into Phil Lester, who becomes his best friend and more, things change.