It's another series of Saturday Night Takeaway, and another round of Ant vs Dec. The challenge this week? An obstacle course ending with a terrifying zip wire. But what happens when something goes horribly wrong?

Dec's been feeling a bit off for a few days, but he never imagined that a little stomach ache could turn into something so serious.......

During a break at the long day of Manchester auditions, Stephen walks into the judges' room and finds Ant and Dec fast asleep. He - and the judges - decide to do everything they can to keep them that way. Fluff abounds.

When an episode of Saturday Night Takeaway happens to fall on April 1st, the audience was expecting there to be a few hi-jinks between the boys. They weren't expecting one to pass out right in the middle of the show. At first, no one believes that it's for real - not even Ant, who remembers Dec's little stunt on SM:TV all too well. Surely he wouldn't have tried to pull the same trick again? Sick-fic.

Dec has a tendency to get dizzy, and even to faint. A fic detailing various moments where he got lightheaded and Ant, ever-reliable and protective, caught him.

Through a series of misfortunate events, Declan Donnelly keeps those who love and know him best busy and on their toes.

A series of mostly unconnected tales starring everyone's favourite Aussie medic, Medic Bob. Follow his adventures as he deals with everything from minor cuts to serious illnesses. Or: a series of stories where the author puts the boys through hell and then uses Medic Bob to come to the rescue.