Being adopted is hard, being adopted by a serial killer is even harder. Cover by: Verde56

Phil tries to be straight but that doesnt doesn't work out.

A continuation of the previous Band Jokes because Wattpad is a dick sometimes. [Property of Previous Owner: Cecilia] [Credit to Tumblr]

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