You're a half- lycra half- human who has been living underground in a cavern for years, your only company being bat-squirrels and books. He's one of the filthiest people in the history of filth, the living embodiment of what a person should not be. When your paths somehow meet. You escape the cavern and begin to find out things about the realm around you, getting little to no help from Francis of the Filth and all his fucked up friends. The real question is, can a human-Lycra fall in love with a 50 something cancer infested being like the man you start living with? No fucking chance. But with a life adventure of explosions, gender bending, modern art, and excessive porn gadgets? Maybe there is.

Dan and Phil go on a date in the forest late on evening when Phil starts acting a bit strange and tests his new skills on his boyfriend, Dan. (inspired by The Hat Fic and The Cherry Fic) Ages 7+

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Gerarf goez on advnturs wiv hiz frinds!

a Sherlock crack fic

Crack fanfiction of a field trip, supernatural