Obiwan Kenobi has been in hiding from the Empire for almost two years since the issue of Order 66. Isolated and alone on the desert planet of Tatooine, the only company he has had was the presence of his former master Qui-Gon Jinn. Desperately lonely and only allowed to watch over his young charge Luke Skywalker from afar he finds companionship in an unlikely source. A simple shop attendant by the name of Tyrzah Caprice is curious about the man she knows as Ben Kenobi. Set years before the events of A New Hope.

Okay, we all pretty much know what happened a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, but we all want more. Something new. Something weird. Something slightly PG-13. Well, here you go. The truth about Star Wars (aka the Star Wars Urban Dictionary aka your new favorite book.) Read on for weirdness. (THIS IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. It's supposed to be a book set up like Urban Dictionary, a website with definitions for everyday words [and also fandom-y things like Star Wars] written by people online. They can be weird at times, but that makes them funny. Don't read if you don't like Urban Dictionary.)