Have you ever been in a insulting fight with someone, but you end up not having a insult to use or a comeback to use? Well, you'll need to read this book. This book has a bunch of: Jokes Insults Comebacks Pick Up Lines Racist Jokes Sometimes theory's Warning: some of these jokes, insults, and comebacks may be offensive to some people so if you are easily butt hurt I don't suggest you read this. Mostly insults and comebacks. Post are published daily, if not means I'm busy or to lazy to write

Me and my friend sees a shadow at a house then we get nightmares,illusions of the image after that they got tired of this nonsense and went back to the house to get clues why this is happening but a decision changes their life forever

"Asher?" "You know my name?" "Just a wild guess," I blurted out. I just met Asher, didn't want him to think I was a complete freak. Wow that sentence sounds familiar? "Okay, fair enough. But what's not fair is that I don't know your name." I chuckled, "Well, we're probably not gonna meet each other after this so why bother knowing it?" Asher stretches back the hand that he reached out to me and I felt guilty for being so rude but I'm not about to give out my name to him anytime soon. For all I know, he could spread horrible rumors about me since he in fact, was in the popular circle. "Alright, feisty." {UNEDITED} Disclaimer: I wrote this book a year ago, and it was when my grammar and my writing skills wasn't so good, so I'm sorry if this is really cringe, or bad! But so far, a lot of you have been liking it so I'm keeping it up.

Patrick Stump has been homeschooled all his life, so when he gets the chance to go to high school, he has no idea what he's in for. He befriends Pete Wentz, who is "too emo to function" and Hayley Williams. But when the Plastics, Andy Hurley, Gerard Way, and Brendon Urie, take an interest in Patrick, he finds himself becoming one of the most popular boys in school. However, when he falls for Elisa Yao, Andy's ex-girlfriend, things get ugly. (Mean Girls with a Bandom Twist, mostly Fall Out Boy, but some Green Day, MCR, Panic!, and Phan. I don't own Mean Girls or any of the celebrities featured in the story. Please don't copy this story, I've seen lots of copies and I work very hard to write this)

She made his heart beat so fast when he didn't want it to beat at all. In which a mistake brings a girl and four boys closer than ever. cover made by @its5soswives <3 deals with triggering topics such as suicide, self harm and eating disorders suicide prevention lifeline: 800-273-8255

"You can call me daddy." "You cannot be fucking serious." __________ "This is a weird part of the internet, I don't like this place." - Michael Clifford, 2020.

*Disclaimer: Although what is included on these lists may sound fun, not all of the subjects within this book are appropriate for all, if any, conditions. This book is published for comedic purposes. Complete the actions on these lists AT YOUR OWN RISK. I am not responsible for ANYTHING that happens when you attempt the lists or any individual action within them. However, do have fun with the content and be safe! THANK YOU!*

She was damaged and thought hell was nowhere else but her very own home. There was no escape from it. He just wanted to return to his carefree days. The idea of facing a class of teenagers irritated him but he had no choice. He was stuck. Life can be rather funny, bringing a damaged student and a carefree teacher together. Taylor Brown lives a hard life. Her life became difficult when her mother walked away. She has only one friend who helps and supports her through it all. She cannot wait till she's eighteen so she can leave it all behind. Mr Knight is the new history teacher. He's HOT, SEXY and he knows it. Teaching at a high school wasn't really how he imagined his life but he has no choice. He expected his experience as a teacher to go uneventful but that is not the case when he meets Taylor. **** #326 in ROMANCE horrible description but just give it a try

COMPLETED The existence of grammatical errors, misplaced words etc. is exorbitant as the majority of the book had been written when I was 13. Read at your own risk. - - - "He was standing there in all his glory while I was standing here in all my ...nakedness..." The sentence that you have just read could exactly describe the situation I am in. - - - Have you ever been put in a situation in which you can't speak, think or move? Well, I had. And it wasn't in front of anyone, but in front of the school's supposedly bad boy. Hooray me, am I right? I am one of those outsider girls, who doesn't like to associate with anyone, and, on top of that, a so-called teacher's pet, too. Although that didn't seem to stop the bad boy from taking an interest in me. Funnily enough, he wasn't the person to initiate a conversation by simply approaching me. That was in no way possible, of course. It's a lot more complicated than that... Well, actually it's not that complex... He saw me naked, that's the reason... - - - CLICHÉ STORY! Contains cursing and/or swearing. IN THE COURSE OF HEAVY EDITING THAT MAY OR MAY NOT CHANGE SOME OF THE PLOT. The book is a work of fiction. Nothing had really existed, happened or is really happening. #4 in Teen Fiction : January 18 2016 Mr. Bad Boy Saw Me Naked. Copyright © 2015. All Rights Reserved to Aira Sakae.