(First book of the series - cos people keep on missing my sequel announcement 😭)
Cassandra Johnson is Pixie. Pixie is Cassandra Johnson. She's the same girl who's leading two extremely different lives.
Nobody would suspect the school's nerd as Pixie. 'Cause Pixie's a street fighter badass and the nerd does not have a single badass bone in her body.
The chances of people discovering this peculiar secret is close to none but of course this is where fate inserts the certified new boy into the equation and makes an exception for him.
Warning: heavy flow of profanities ahead. - and tears - or so I've heard.
They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend?
➳ full blurb inside
➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015
➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023
➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016
➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot)
P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution.
(cover by @glueeater)
"Every princess needs a prince charming."
"Or a knight in shining armor."
Sophia Heart Valentine makes all her fans scream by the mere mention of her name. She's Hollywood's Princess after all - the singer and actress that can make anybody fall for her charms. She's struggling with the life in Hollywood while attempting in vain to stop the changes it brought to not only her looks, but her whole personality.
Throwing in her father's engagement with a girl she never met, a summer visit from her best friend that she has a crush on, and a movie deal with the arrogant Hollywood's Prince, she knew her life is just about to become ten times more complicated.
~complete~
Charlotte is as sweet as a strawberry. She's the kind of person who will drop everything just to help you, just to put a smile on your face. She's as sweet as the sugar that constantly runs through her bloodstream, and as excitable as the rush that comes with it.
And then there's Benjamin, who's as sour as a lemon. The last thing on this Godforsaken planet he wants to do is acquaint himself with her. While Charlotte is kind and caring, he's rude and vulgar, while she's friendly and innocent, he's crass and mean.
So how in the hell is that going to turn out?
[You can now purchase 100 Voicemails' paperback on Amazon!]
After a car accident, seventeen year old Steve Carlton, goes into a coma. When he does wake up after a few months, he suffers from temporary memory loss. During this time, he starts to go through his messages and voicemails on his cellphone, trying to get a clue of who he used to be.
Voicemails sent to him from a girl called Ari might have the answers to his questions.
A story told through voicemails.