Sometimes all you really need is a place to call home. * * * Being re-written completely as of May 14, 2021

Tight Wedge is not a lucky boy. Sure, he has magic, (what little he can muster) but so does every other talented kid in his new school. Thrust into a thriving new city filled with wonders both magical and mechanical, Tight has to learn the hard way that he doesn’t just suck at magic; he sucks at school, talking to girls, and especially, at avoiding explosions.

"OMG your work is so fugly." "Can that bitch even write?" "She wrote what?" "Oh gurl, hold me back." "Have you even seen a story so bad, you just want to like, die?" "I'm the baddest bad bitch on Wattpad. Bow down bitches!" "Follow me, read, comment and vote on all the chapters of my story, or else I'll kill my family and my cat. You have three hours." Welcome to the world of Wattpad. Enjoy your stay and try not to lose your sanity. ***If you're easily offended, don't read the book. If you do, and get offended, you can comment. Just don't go apeshit with it, and if you do... let's not even go there.