ON HIATUS TILL FURTHER NOTICE Hi, My name is Gabriella Jackson. You can call me Gabby or Ella, whatever you please. The least I can say about my life is that IT IS CRAZY. let's see Popular elder brother+ two evil little brothers+ a nerdy sweet sister+ a hormonal best friend+ a bad ass best friend+ slightly mad parents = crazy crazy drama But what happens when you add a bad boy, a player, some pranks and a whole match making career to this equation ?....Well lets just say my life is going to turn into a recipe for disaster and every moment the only thing I keep repeating is "Whoa.. Wait, What?!!" But hold on! Lets not get ahead of ourselves shall we? Let's start from the very beginning... AN- If you have miraculously tumbled across this book, do give it a chance. Cover credits : @Dynamicdyuti Highest ranking - #4 in humour

The Spin-Off of Prank Caller, and the start of a new series. The Short Food series. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ She liked Dunkin' Donuts. He worked at Dunkin' Donuts. "'Cause I'm sick of losing soulmates, so how do we win?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ©bookbabere, all rights reserved.

An Amazon Breakthrough Novel Quarterfinalist, Death by Haggis is a tongue in cheek detective novel inspired by the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest for the "opening sentence to the worst of all possible novels." Until the day Jane Hamchester walked into his squalid office, the highlight of Detective Sam Barlow's life had been a particularly good tuna sandwich. Now he is charged with trying to save the life of the only woman he ever, uhm, thought was really swell. His only problem is that there are no clues, other than the nonsensical utterances of a dying man. Barlow's desperate search takes him first to Scotland and then to the Aegean. But time is running out. Not only for Jane but for the human race. Barlow's only possible hope lies at the bottom of an ancient cavern, a remnant from the time when a different kind of human populated the Earth, a kind of human that could have saved mankind. Alas, they are long extinct. Or are they? ****************************************** Death By Haggis: What people are saying ... "What are you staring at?" Chelsea Pennybaker "Jay Cutts does for fiction what Dave Barry does for gourmet cooking." St. Louis Blues Dispatch "What more compelling metaphor for life itself could there be than a mysterious white leviathan and the mindless drive of a nearly ruined sea captain to track it down and destroy it? Oh, wait. You mean this book?" Denver Postit "This is one of those books that you know immediately could be an instant classic if millions of people all bought it and liked it and it got a lot of publicity and then they made a movie out of it." George W. Bush "The humor of Edgar Alan Poe, the refined taste of William S. Bourroughs, the punctuation of e.e. cummings. This work contains it all, but I forget on which page." The Milwaukee Braves "If Jay Cutts is not yet [in] an institution, he should be, and soon." Better Homes and Gargoyles "Cut it out, will ya." Chelsea Pennybaker

It was her favorite story, that she remembers, but she would be hard-pressed to retell it now, faithfully, as it had been told to her. All she could recall were frayed, sleep-watered images of a forgotten castle in the middle of a wild forest, stone statues, crimson roses, and a dark, animal presence never seen, but which stained her memory of the tale, even past its edges to the daylight after. Ava Zavora Bell Noir: Tales of Love and Magic

Peter Pan had a run-in with love once. But, Fate had other plans. And so, for years it has just been him and the Lost Boys. Then everything changes when he meets a girl from the Other Side at Hatter and Sam's ceremony. Scared history will repeat itself, he does everything he can to keep the girl who captured his heart safe. When she's kidnapped by brother of a pirate from his past, will he be able to save her, or will he lose hope, and the girl he's been looking so long for? Angela Montgomery never believed in fairy tales. But, when her best friend tells her she's marrying a hat maker from Wonderland, she has no choice but to go with it. And, the trip to the Realm was nothing like she thought it would be. Surrounded by people, and places she thought only belonged in books, she meets an immortal redhead that captures her entire attention. When she's kidnapped by a pirate who holds her as ransom, will she keep her faith and trust in the one she tries to deny has her heart?

One of the winners of the Once Upon Now contest! Feet Aren't Made for Walking will be renamed Truth Be Told and will be published by Gallery Books, an imprint of Simon and Schuster, on October 11, 2016 in the Once Upon Now Anthology! ---------------------------- Leo Clark is having a really bad day. He's been transported into a topsy-turvy alternate universe (not a good thing when your mom's expecting you home for dinner), he's recently acquired wooden extremities and is physically incapable of telling a lie (an even worse thing when you pride yourself on not sharing your emotions), and his little sister has been kidnapped, mistaken for the lost princess of the Land of Pittsborough (the worst thing of all because...please refer back to the part about Mom making dinner). In order to save his sister and find a way home, Leo will have to confront an evil queen who lives in an office cubicle, a few mice with horrible fashion sense, and a girl with green skin and webbed toes (but hey, at least she's kind of cute). And he'll have to do it all before the clock strikes midnight or risk being trapped in Pittsborough forever. Now if only he could figure out how to walk on his wooden feet... --------------------------- This short story is a modern day fairytale mashup, partially inspired by Pinocchio, The Frog Prince, and many others. Enjoy!

"Cait, why do you spend so much time in your room," my mother asked, "why don't you hang out with your friends anymore?" "Just tying to minimize the damage," I thought ** At sixteen, Caitlyn Ellis has decided to kill herself. She's made up her mind. She's set the suicide date. All that's left is to say goodbye. But who to say it to? To decide Caitlyn makes a guest list of all the people who would attend her funeral. She's afraid the list is going to be sad and short, just like her life.

previously titled: nerds ❝IN WHICH, A BOX OF CANDY HAPPENS TO SPARK THE TURNING POINT OF THE LIVES OF TWO [ extended summary inside ]

These are the stories of my cleaning days, my invisible days, my soooooo lost I got found days. You do have to get lost before you can be found. It's just the way it is! Here's a bit of my lost days stories and my coming through to the other side of nearly two decades of struggling with Idiot. Idiot, at one time, was thought to be my high school sweet heart. But honey, there ain't nothing sweet about this man's heart! Choosing to be 'The Cleaning Lady' really helped me clean house you might say. As 'The Cleaning Lady' I see everything that goes on in a home, in a family, in the lives of those that open their doors to me. I see everything and in turn that opens doors to life lessons I never imagined, and characters, people, I will never forget! From the corporate life desk job, to the mop and bucket to be an 'almost' at home mom, the situations become almost unbelievable. But believe them, they are almost all true :) ----- ----- ----- WANT MORE? Follow MacJanny on Facebook :) https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100010381951356

Julie has always been the shy type. Her world changes when she finds wattpad, a very popular ebook community. She becomes addicted to it and even starts posting her own stories. But are friends, fans and votes all she will get from this site? Or is it possible to find love as well?