We all know that the Joker never actually loved Harley, and that he has been using her for years, even going so far as to marry her to keep her in her delusional state of mind. But what if the Joker DID love Harley? What would that relationship be like? How different would he act around - and about - her? ......................................... Harleen Frances Quinzel is an esteemed psychiatrist at Arkham Asylum. At least, she used to be. But then, she met HIM. His name was Jack Napier, but to everyone else, he was the infamous Joker. With his sly comments and unmistakeable charm, he had the whole Hannibal Lector thing going on. It was utterly unprofessional, but she couldn't deny the fact that she had feelings for this complete and total psychopath. But maybe that was just her inner rebel... Whatever anyone wanted to call it, against everything she thought she had believed in, she helped Joker escape and had no choice but to join him. Adopting the persona of Harley Quinn, she became second-in-command to his virtual army of psychos and lunatics. And there was no denying that she loved every minute of the wild ride. Joker had always been incapable of love. Or so he had thought. And then he met HER. She was the most beautiful woman he had ever met, and he couldn't help but flirt with her. He found he rather enjoyed the smart-mouth little chit. She was intelligent, beautiful, and downright ruthless. He also recognized how damaged she was, and fed on that, turning her to his will. Despite Joker's best efforts, he found himself falling in love with Harley. He treated her like a queen, spoiling her, never very far from her. But when Batman shows up, threatening Harley and everything she's become, Joker realizes exactly how far he'll go to protect his perfect, insane match. (WARNING: contains strong violence, foul language, blood, gore, nudity, strong sexual content and downright insanity. May be heavily disturbing to some readers. Discretion advised.)

After all he knows I'll always forgive him ~What happens when the final showdown comes but something is lost in a unexpected way? What happens in Harleys head?~

How the Joker sees his hilarious world through his eyes. "I felt someone staring at me. Not the normal stare, where they stare at my scars for too long or they stare at me in fear, no. A different stare, one I couldn't quite place. I turned my head and met their gaze. I was surprised to see a young woman meet my eyes. She was blonde, with bright blue eyes behind her glasses, and stern-looking. I smirked at her and tipped my head to her as if to say, how do ya do?, and she quickly looked away. Maybe a couple of months here won't be as boring as I thought."

When the Joker and Harley Quinn break up, Joker hires a new henchgirl to replace her, whom he names Fake Harley. Fake Harley turns out to be the perfect sidekick, much to real Harley's dismay. She thinks the Joker must be overjoyed to have a competent henchgirl at last. She doesn't know the Joker as well as she thinks.

MONSTERS DONT SLEEP UNDER YOUR BED THEY SLEEP INSIDE YOUR HEAD..... ( "I'm Not A Monster" Please Do Not Copy Story.) {Completed}

[another Joker and Harley Quinn] It's been so long. My love for her and her love for me.....two powerful criminals working as one. Could their biggest heist work? Could they finally take down Batman? No matter what, their evil and powerful love will shock more than thousands in this fan fiction. So hold on and prepare for great battles, moments of awe, and the greatest love story ever in evil history.

Arkham Asylums Finest Doctor and Deadliest Patient. The Joker a notorious criminal, has been thrown into Arkham Asylum countless times but this time is different this time he gets his very own doctor, Doctor Harleen Quinzel. All characters belong to DC. Batman/Joker/Harley Quinn/Scarecrow