Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Reese Caldwell has a secret weapon - she talks with her dead twin brother. Together they hunt the scum of the earth, child killers and rapists, and take justice into their own hands. When a world renowned psychic medium unexpectantly enters Reese's life, she is confronted with hiding her secret and compelled to find her brother's long lost murderer.

Because it only takes a minute of your precious time to turn around... and I'll be two steps behind.

Those tissue papers were sweet. And did he just speak gay lingo? Hahahahahaha. Yeah. I get it. I just love My Mr. Trying Hard Baklang Tissue Paper (Weird title. Enjoy!^^)

Pinahiya niya na nga ako tapos siya pa yung magagalit? Grabe lang ah? Tapos ano raw? Ma at pa? Ano yun?

Spin-off story of Louie in the story 'Ano bang problema niya?' Hindi ako vulcaseal. Hindi ako rebound. Tao po ako. Babae po ako. Respeto lang sa feelings ko, pwede? Bawasan ang pagiging insensitive.

Nakakakabastos sa beauty ko na pagpustahan ako! Pasalamat yung nakipagpustahan cute sya! But I don’t care kasi I’m inlove with someone else already. Seriously, I don’t know what’s wrong with me but I have fallen inlove with some guy the moment I laid my eyes on his BACK?! Weird na kung weird. But is it possible to fall for a guy na never mong nakita ang mukha at puro likod lang?

Ayaw natin lahat ng ipis, sino ba gusto mag-alaga ng feeling butterfly na yun?! Pero paano kung dahil sa ipis ka magkaka-lovelife? :"> :3

Ang istorya na ito ay umiikot sa piso at sa kumag. In fairness, crush ko si kumag kahit kumag siya. Ang simple lang di ba? Hahahahaha!

FILIPINO | "This is not confessing daw. Mukha niya! HAHAHAHA!"