"I love you!" "I'm sure you love me just as much as that bar stool you just confessed to"

Although he has a wife, and a kid; the two thought it would only be a one time thing. Of course not, it just leads to more feelings and more decisions. Their sex was good. No not good, actually, it was delicious. He was addicted. Everyone is addicted to something sweet, so he called her sugar. *Dirty fan fiction, read at your own risk*

"If I go crazy, will you still call me superman?"