"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler suddenly says, bouncing on his tippy toes. "Please, Keith? Can we keep her? Huh, huh, huh?" What am I, a pet? "Keith" whipped his head towards Tyler so fast I could've sworn I heard a crack. "Keep her?" he echoed. "No, Tyler, we can not keep her." Thank you. "She's utterly useless to us, and you want to keep her?" I gasped, placing a hand over my chest. Useless? Damn, these people are rude as hell. "But," Tyler whined, walking over to me. I tensed all over when he squished my cheeks together. "Look at how adorable she is. She's just so innocent... you'd never suspect anything bad from her." Keith expression changed, to one I knew very well from my experiences with Val. Lightbulb. "Tyler, you are a genius," Keith says. Tyler's hands stop squishing my cheeks. "I am?" "He is?!" everyone else says. Keith doesn't reply, just keeps on grinning wickedly. And suddenly I have a feeling that I am not gonna make it out of here alive. - WARNING: VERY CRINGE WORTHY MATERIAL NOW AVAILABLE TO PURCHASE http://www.lulu.com/shop/angel-zenith/the-gangleader-kidnapped-me/paperback/product-23087208.html Highest Rank: #1 in Humor April 19, 2015 CoAuthor: DreamCreature

"You're mine. Not his. Got it?" "Got it".

Ally is a three year old girl who has had to deal with too much for her age. She has been on her own in an orphanage for just over a year, and all she wants is a family. What happens when singing sensation Liam Payne from One Direction adopts her? Will she learn to love again? Or will she be too scarred for life with One Direction? Dedicated to Real_Superhero - this story might not be here without you

[completed 3/24/17] Autumn Watson has been best friends with Jacob Sartorius for as long as she could remember. Along with his friend, Mark Thomas (duhitzmark), her friend Bree Moores, and their neighbor Connor Cook, they must survive their first year of high school, and maybe some drama? (Note: this story takes place a couple years later then Jacob's current age) {Please do not copy my story, get your story idea influence from me without giving credit to me, or assume that I'm copying another story without a reason.} {If you believe that I'm copying a story, simply message me in private saying that you think I am, tell me what story you assume I'm copying and the chapter, I'll view that chapter that you think is similar to mine, and if I am coincidentally writing a similar chapter, I will edit my chapter and steer the story towards another plot, unless my chapter has been posted before.}

Being stuck with Shawn Mendes on tour doesn't sound that bad right?

Maya Hart, an average 17 year old, ambitious but bullied. Her brother died, thats the reason she gets battered and bruised by the school sluts. But what happens when she catches the school bus, her life will change forever, thats what happens....

Charlotte Smith is: -Sarcastic (very) -Strange (most of the time) -A good girl (most definitely) Andrew Kingsley on the other hand is: -Hot (very) -A player (most of the time) -A badass (Hell yeah) What happens when they end up living together? They'll be getting new friends, fun times, jealousy and possibly love. There's a lot in store for these two. Read to find out!!! Cover by: timothyjrt *This book is currently in the process of being edited. Whenever a chapter is edited it will be stated beside it. The editing may not be perfect but once I edited the whole book to a more satisfying version of it for me, I shall go back and re-edit it once again*

The hall is still a little bit crowded but no one is paying attention to the girl with the crazy I-just-had-sex hair and no panties under her skirt. I can't believe what just happened and I never will. I had sex with the one and only Harry Styles. Highest rank: #1 in Fanfiction.