Someone gave Thor a phone (it was Tony) Steve learned how to use Apple Maria Hill is a fangirl Phil Coulson is also fangirl Pepper Potts is the queen of Stark Tower (it says so in the deed to the building) Fury hates everyone (Mostly Tony) Loki is homeless Tony is motherfuckin' troll Clint watches everyone sleep (Except Tony cos he sleeps naked) Bruce sleeps where he isn't supposed to And Natasha makes really good coffee These are the Avengers' private phone records collected for your enjoyment

Jacqueline is just your normal average teenage girl until her world is turned upside down when she is bitten by a radioactive spider. Jacqueline looks up to Spider-Man, like everyone else in New York, but she takes it to the extreme when she almost replaces him as the neighbourhood hero. Not only that, but she isn't using her powers to help others as much, but for her own personal issues. Will Peter Parker be able to talk some sense into her? Will she be able to realise that the real enemy is the enemy within herself?