Donald rushed into the hospital old and sweaty from himself going into labor. "What happened here?" "My sugar daddy is pregnant...in his ear." Bernie Sanders whispered. ...and the true love story begins.

The love story of Donald trump and Shrek

He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.