Join Draco Malfoy and his machete in his fabulous life in the walls of hogwarts. Get ready for a spellbinding adventure! ⚠️WARNING⚠️: this is a parody. This story isnt meant to be real or anything it's just a weird story me and my friends decided to make. Also there is swearing in this story so beware of that. NOTE- I also may Write some serious story later. All rights reserved to jk Rowling

This story is an edited continuation of Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows. Harry and his two friends, Ron and Hermione, set off to find Horcruxes of the most evil Lord Voldemort. Whilst busy in their quest, they encounter a strange camp called 'Camp Half Blood' and it's strange dwellers who belong to the Greek Mythology. Will they be able to finish their quest apart from the trouble caused by these strange dwellers? Warning : This story contains humorous, bizarre contents. Read at your own risk. Includes Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, One Direction, BTS, Blackpink and TXT.

Unforseen circumstances force Voldemort to bring Harry back to Riddle Manor with him on the night of October 31, 1981, after tying to kill him. How will our favorite Dark Lord and his followers going to deal with taking care of a baby? This story isn't mine! It's the property of Yuudan (formerly Madness for sale) on fanfiction.net I just had to put it on! It's an amazing story and you WON'T STOP LAUGHING! ;)

Harry discovers his friends true colours after narrowly escaping death. Weeks into the summer he journeys to Diagon Alley and discovers more truths about himself. There Harry will make a decision that will change the world for better or worse. Disclaimer - THIS STORY DOES NOT BELONG TO ME. All credit goes to Fuck_It_Up_Kenneth. You can find the story on ao3. (#1 in murder - 7/4/19) (#1 in harrypotter - 8/4/19)

Harry Potter's life was never truly a happy one, neglected by his parents, sent away to live with abusive muggles at 5 but it wasn't always like this. What if Harry Potter had a twin. What if Dumbledor claimed that Harry's twin was the boy who lived. What if Harry made sure they had hell to pay after that. ! Story may contain gory events ! ! HarryxTomxDraco !

Harry Potter has always been hated. His parents hated him that was why they sent him to Azkaban with all the dementors. But what happens when they have the wrong savior of the world and need Harry back. Harry until then grows up to be a spite ful and younger version of tom riddle, when he meets with a slightly sane Bellatrix Lestrange.

I do not own Harry Potter. This is a boyxboy fanfic. If you do not like it then do not read it. Harry has never felt at home with the Dursley's and he is about to find out why. Dumbledore has been lying to him about almost everything. Maybe from this new revelation the boy who lived can stop being such a celebrity and more of a normal person like he has always wanted. Harry PotterxSeverus Snape

The story is my tribute to all snarry shippers out there. A nasty and menacing potionmaster, a smart and cocky Gryffendor brat, heated dialogues, lots of sex, Occlumency lessons, cutting remarks and much more. I hope you enjoy the journey through seven years of hogwarts which are far more my taste than the books. xoxo dreamingboy

Serpentine's offspring will awake, the father of dragons, the mother of snakes. The heir will wake and the children of Serpentine will roam.