a parody of the amazing song called Cake by Melanie Martinez.

So I decided to make a horoscope book, for all the fandoms! All the horoscopes are made by me, so please don't steal, or accuse me of stealing. © runawaysgrande 2015 cover art by Kevin Wada

Mike disappeared on a clear day. I remember that, at least, though not much else. I was five years old. "Try," the policemen said to me. "Try harder. Remember."