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An Ayano Aishi x Oka Ruto fanfic.

"How do you know her?" Blake blinked. "Just a...thing. I thought I met her at a concert once. Three years ago..." *** Blake Belladonna unexpectedly finds herself at a concert - loud, crowded and full of hyped up teenage girls, it's a place she would much rather avoid. She runs into Yang - boisterous, underdressed and a bit too amiable for Blake's liking, she is quick to dismiss the blonde party-goer. Little does she know, she's caught Yang's attention, and the bookish senior student is surprised to find accepting Yang's offer for a drink as easily as she does. (College AU, in which Blake is a still a Faunus. Closely linked to White Rose Tea. Bumblebee is the name for BlakexYang, while Bright Lights refers to the concert, and to Beacon.) RWBY 2016 WATTY AWARDS BEST OF THE PAST 1ST PLACE WINNER

"The White Stag had been open for a while now. The fashionable, almost boutique coffee shop, like all coffee shops, had its regular customers. The ones that grabbed something quickly on the way to work. The ones that came daily during their lunch break...There was even a writer who sat for hours in the back corner by the window, typing away on a laptop, meeting with publishers and editors as if it was her office. But none of these regulars were quite like Ruby Rose." *** RWBY 2016 WATTY AWARDS BEST OF THE PAST 5TH PLACE Ruby and Weiss shipping. Weiss works in a coffee shop where she meets Ruby. Ruby continues to come in to the shop and feels happen. **disclaimer!! I don't own RWBY or its characters** *** (For non-RWBY people, White Rose is the ship name for Ruby and Weiss. Also, there are some Hetalia references scattered throughout ^^)