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Rose Melody Rain Winters was in deep trouble. Her bully for two years seems like he's taking a liking to her, but all he's ever given her was bruises and a terrible body image.

Quite possibly the worst thing ever written. Ever. Trust me on this.

Prepare to be mislead

A nutritionist has a love affair with the one and only Paula Deen aka the white haired butter queen.

Everything was going great for singer Tyler Joseph, until unexpected love tumbled-or buzzed-into his life, and in the form of a handsome blue-eyed bee. His world collapses around him as his Beeterophobic best friend Josh Dun turns his back on him, and he is forced to chose between his beloved wife, or the bee that has stolen his heart. And what happens when a few other bands intervene? Are Tyler and Barry truly meant to be, or will their love wither like un-pollinated flower? (2018 update: I wrote this in 2015 forgive me I regret nothing)

In another dimension where Donald Trump is elected president, it comes time to build a wall. The wall, the wall that will save this country. And only the best can build this glorious wall, Bob The Builder. Donald falls in love with the wall, and soon with Bob. But how will this forbidden love work out?

wha happens wheb putin smells truno's corn????