"And who in the hell are you?" "I...I'm y-your q-queen..." ... Or where, a sweet boy Louis is marked to be married off to the prince of his country from the day he was born. Too bad Prince Benjamin wasn't informed that his wife was a male. Stuck in an undesirable and utterly unhappy union, will Louis accept his fate and change the jerk prince for the better? Will King-to-be Benjamin fall for his shy and adorable fiancé? Or will he drive him away? ... Some humour, some angst and romance all around. ... Cover by the lovely @vastheavens

about a boy who was told his identity was something to be ashamed of. [cover by me] 2/11/17 ~ #89 2/7/17 ~ #102 in short story

❝Slice of Heaven Pizzeria, carry out or delivery?❞ ❝D-de-delivery.❞ ❝What would you like this evening?❞ ❝A large p-pepperoni penis.❞ ❝...❞ ❝...❞ ❝I don't know about the pepperoni part but I can sure get you everything else.❞ ----- In which a socially awkward girl attempts to order pizza only to meet a flirty meme-loving dork.

Ashley Donalds is heartbroken when her best friend, Caleb, rejects her love and dates someone else. But she is not ready to give up. She will be waiting for him.. Blade Brown, Caleb's former enemy is not going let her wait. He will do everything to make Ashley fall for him. ***** *****

Kira West, I am deeply in love with you. Your lustrous hair and twinkling eyes have captured me since I first laid my eyes on your smokin' body. Your dazzling smile is incomparable to any mortal object, and your laugh reminds me of soft bells ringing in the distance. This may seem a bit soon to ask you this, but will you do me the honor of slapping me with a loaf of bread? I understand that it may be too soon in the relationship to do such an intimate act, but I feel as if I know you, that I understand you. If you wish, you may leave me a response on the space below, and leave it under your desk after your first period. Much love, Archer P.S. I'll still love you even if you decline me of this wonderful offer. - highest ranking: #23 in short story featured on every list for short story third place in the winners awards

▪WATTPAD FEATURED STORY▪ Otto is a young artist, blowing where the wind takes him in life. He can see sounds, expressed as bursts of color. His art is good, yes, but it's missing a muse. Max is a cheerful waiter with curly crimson hair and hazel eyes. He is hardly ever seen without a smile on his face, and when he enters a room, the air shimmers. When Otto meets Max, he discovers that true love is certainly real, and it has a color. Highest Ranking: #86 in Short Story *** ONE: Hazel TWO: Home for the Holidays THREE: ♥ FOUR: Joey FIVE: Moonshine SIX: Max SEVEN: The Ick EIGHT: Poison-Ivy Green NINE: C O M I N G S O O N

Arthur and Arabella really ought to stop meeting like this. [#8 short story / #80 teen fiction]

Highest Ranks: #21 in shortstory!! 7.4.19 #31 in chicklit!! 7.10.19 ••• in which a coffee guy meets a girl who loves to ignite the coffee cups with coffee drawings. a drawing a day keeps emotions away- yet in this case, it created them ••• [WARNING: I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY RAGE OR OPINIONS YOU SHOULD CARRY DURING THIS BOOK. I SIMPLY TRIED TO MAKE IT AS FAST AS POSSIBLE AND DIDNT THINK TWICE BEFORE WRITING IT. PLOT TWISTS OCCUR. THANK YOU.] ••• cover by: @scrrilous i'm basically endorsing myself. [unedited]™

"What's up, Buttercup?" "Who the heck are you?" "I'm probably the guy of your dreams, and the guy that's going to get you through your depression. " ~ ~ ~ A mystery jock, a depressed girl, and a unexpected romance. ~ ~ ~ "Remember what I said, there will always be someone who loves you, whether it's in the past, present, or future." ~Chris, Ch. "Promise Me" 8/4/15~ #93 in Short Story 9/23/15~#118 in Action 9/30/15~#86 in short story 9/2/15~ #71 in short story 2/26/16~ #42 in short story 3/18/16~ #8 in short story

"You guys make an adorable couple, even if he's an arrogant, cocky idiot who doesn't know that his true capability is 100% downwards from his assumed capability." What was meant to be sent to Fleur Dream's best friend, Jackie Heart, was sent to Jeremy McGinn -- the boy who Fleur was describing. The email sparks the beginning of a humorous quarrel-cum-"loving"-series-of-emails between two fighters.