Being the Queen's Scorpion isn't easy. Dealing with bad guys. Calming down bad- tempered Earls. The works. Well they aren't a walk in the park, even for someone like [Y/N] [L/N]. So what happened when war plagues England? She gets stuck with a group of highly attractive males of course. The Queen has called all her nobles to her castle. The country is in horrible danger and she needs all the help she can get. Now, housed in the same estate as The Guard Dog, The Spider, The Prince of Bengal and so many more what happens when she happens to catch their eye?

Summary: Dan draws, Phil doesn't. Phil wears black shirts, speaks loudly, and glares at everyone. Dan wears grey jumpers, doesn't talk, and tries to stay invisible. Phil's reckless, Dan's not. This is as story about two polar opposites who mange to have a string of first times together, and maybe even a cute love story. Because unexpected things always happen, when you try to keep someone at arms length. Rating/Warnings: Mature Readers (READ AT OWN RISK). This story may contain topics of depression, cutting, anxiety, panic attacks, assault, gay slurs, and minor sexual content. If any of the listed content triggers you, please do not read. Please do not copy and post my story anywhere else or create an "adaptation" of my work. Thank you. Copyright © 2013. strawb3rryvib3s All Rights Reserved.

The year is 2096. The earth has seen two more world wars since 2016. The last war that destroyed a quarter of Canada and half of Japan, was enough to make the government enforce strict actions. Countries are now split, no communication at all between them. Humans now live in conglomerations of small pods stacked upon each other. Each person has their own space, but they're all confined to being underground. Half of the people living inside the pods have never seen natural sunlight. Birth rates are violently controlled due to the lack of space and pods constantly having to be built. Couples are allowed, but physical contact reaching past anything more than a hug is forbidden. Sex is strictly banned unless it is agreed by contract or an operation is done to assure a baby cannot be created. It's a tough life. It's a boring life. And it's a lonely one too. A life underground simply isn't good enough for some and sooner or later, you have to leave the shadows.

Dan is buzzing with excitement as he enters the stage, takes the mic and scans the audience for his blue eyed follower. He is at the front and centre of the mosh pit in yet another plaid shirt. Who is this man? This has no trigger warnings and is a 'safe' fanfiction Have fun

"Dun." "Joseph."

Dan Howell and Phil Lester are wizards at Hogwarts. What happens when they become friends? Hufflepuffs, Slytherins, Ravenclaws, Gryfidors, can they all be friends together? (I don't own Dan, Phil, Pj, Chris, or Harry Potter.)

"My beautiful Puppet Boy and my beautiful Puppet Girl." A teenage boy and girl find themselves trapped in the lair of a crazy man obsessed with human puppetry. __________________ #1 in horror - 12/6/15 [featured - 12/30/15] IMPORTANT NOTICE - if you're reading this story on a site that is not www.wattpad.com then you could be at risk of a malware attack. Furthermore, please go to this link: www.wattpad.com/user/z0mbies, and report to me where you are reading this story. Thank you. WARNING: This story contains distressing material. Reader discretion advised. The characters in this book are fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons living or dead is entirely coincidental.

Phil is one of the remaining Angels In the human world, and Dan seems to be one of only a handful of demons living in the human world too. -This story is inspired by the show Another-

You and your friend are HUGE black butler fans. One day you decide to have a black butler marathon., yeah. Some real weird stuff happens.

[DISCONTINUED] dan is the renowned school bully. phil is the new kid who refuses to wear anything but pastels and flower crowns. oliver is the author who sucks at writing descriptions. (punk!dan and pastel!phil fluff/angst) ((also i do not own the art in the cover!! if you know who made it please let me know and i'll draw my own soon)) ((i'm sorry i had to discontinue this with how much attention it was getting, but i've really fallen out of the phandom to the point where i feel like i can't write them anymore. i was only twelve when i wrote this and really looking back on it i can see so many forced tropes and plotlines and i just can't see myself continuing it. i'm really sorry that i left it for so long without explaining myself but i hope you all have a good day :') ))