A fairly self-explanatory guide to actually writing non-shitty stories on this site. ********************************************* If you don't like swearing, don't read.

What are the cliches that bother you the most in high school teen fic? You asked, you answered, and I rallied to the cause. The following is what happens when you take every single miserable teen fic cliche you hate, shove it all into a book together, and let the wild happen. A parody of teen fiction. The inconsistent grammar is entirely intentional. *Title by @Laprias. Ideas contributed by the good folks in the "High school cliches in stories" thread. Cover idea by @a-dora-ble.

Just a couple of things that I found just kept getting repeated throughout loads of stories. This isn't aimed at anybody in particular, just meant to be funny.

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!