Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

I like snails. This is a story of a snail Just to let you know, this is complete and utter balogne. It's stupid. It is a bunch of random thoughts put into words. Enjoy this work of art. Lol

High School... where do I begin. A magical place full of prissy pricks and bossy bastards. All of whom deserve what's coming to them. Join the Sisterhood of the Scorpions on their quest to rid the world of High School bullies... HAH that was so funny. Look, this isn't some kind of fairy tale romance. This is REAL LIFE. People are going to pick on you, they will spread nasty rumors and all that jazz but one thing I've learnt is to never let it get to you because if it does and you do nothing about it, you will become vengeful. That was my mistake. And now that I've started, I can't stop. We are the Sisterhood of the Scorpions and this is our story.