This is a book with stuff that's well, funny. I think. Probably not. Eh, who cares! Just read it!

What if two people who never would have spoken otherwise are brought together for a mission they both desperately need to complete? I'm not great at writing descriptions, so I'll leave it at that. Sorry! ((If anybody would maybe want to draw a cover, I certainly wouldn't say no.))

YUP. YOU READ THAT RIGHT. ALONG WITH ALL MY OTHER FANDOMS, I'M ALSO INTO POKÉMON. BECAUSE IT'S AWESOME. NOW READ THE BOOK DAMMIT

Just as the title entails, this is Homestuck Shiz. There is no introduction. There is no explanation. There is only Homestuck. This includes pictures and things I find funny, and occasionally explanations of concepts. Read at your own discretion, because... You can't fight it forever.

This book has, as implied, quotes from other books. This includes published books and Wattpad books. .3. ((And before anybody gets ahead of themselves, do NOT ask me to put a quote from your book in. If I find a quote I like in a book, I post it. I do NOT do requests for shoutouts.))

Here is where I will pretty much shout at the world about how I feel about some of the people in it. Sensitive Wattpadians, turn back now! (Note: The chapters aren't usually very long. You're cool with that, right? Good.)

Hey guys, Schwap here! I sing song covers! So if you like hearing teenage girls with an attitude sing(no, NOT Justin Bieber), check it out! What are you waiting for?! READ IT NOW!!

This used to be a book of unpublished little stories. Now it's a book of little stories that ARE published. Enjoy. Note: This is really, really, random. It has short stories. It has one-shots. ET CETERA.

You might not. But IDGAFF. Just read it, okay? Get it? Got it? Good.

So pretty much this is a book about my Hetalia OCs: Ireland, Dublin, New York, and Paris. I might include a couple of my friends' OCs from time to time(you know who you are ;D), too~ SO SIT BACK, RELAX, AND READ THE BOOK DAMMIT! (Ha, just kidding~ I luff yew all!)