Dan loves his job. The lights, the stage, the adoring crowd. But he has a rule: No kissing or sex at work. No feelings. Phil loves his flat. He avoids clubs, parties, and social gatherings with his roommate Pj. He's quiet and reserved. Unexpected events lead Dan and Phil right to each other, and each of their lives change drastically, for better or for worse. [[stripper!dan au, phan, boyxboy, nsfw smut in some chapters (I'll warn you beforehand)]]

"I can't wait to see everything, the colors, the shapes..but wait I'm forgetting something." "What are you forgetting Tyler?" "I can't wait to see you." [NOT EDITED]. this is my first fic and I know it's not good but oh well what we gonna do. This could've been sooooo much better but like seeing as I did this when I was like 13. I regret

Phil has a secret admirer and has devoted TOO much time trying to figure it out *begins sarcastic tone* who could it possible be? started: (idk whoops), 2016 ended: February 5, 2016 highest - 509 in fanfiction

Who knew what could be made out of annoying calls, anonymous texts, and a little bit of chemistry? -highest rank #8 in short story -contains some mature content -completed but unedtited

1 night shift worker + 1 insomniac + 1 accidental call = an unlikely friendship

Dan Howell secretly loves Phil Lester. Phil Lester secretly loves Dan Howell. Dan Howell is bullied. Phil Lester is best friends with Dan's bully. Dan Howell wants to die. Phil Lester is too afraid to stop him.

[completed] philgon: she can fuck you good, but i can fuck you better ; copyright © 2016

Phil was doing a project. He needed to take pictures of things he found beautiful. That's how he met so many different people, all mesmerisingly beautiful. :) ~this is just a short story I threw together in a few days so sorry if it's horrible~ Also this is based on a video on YouTube where a girl goes around telling people they're beautiful. I watched it and I immediately needed to write something :3 COVER CREDIT TO 21PINECONES :D

Dan Howell. Caught in a rut for a year after moving to Orlando to become a lawyer. When that didn't work out, he moved to working at Disney World as Prince Charming. Phil Lester. Smiley and bubbly, a prince even without his title at Disney World. Flirty and handsome, he works there as Prince Eric. Little did these polar opposite princes know that they would fall in love at first sight. This fanfic is short, sweet, and to the point. You get right to the fluff. Brace yourself, it's cute. This is also filled with old references so be prepared to cringeeee

Pastel!Dan and Punk!Phil one shot where their lives change when they meet. They realise that they live the life expected of the other. Paradoxical: An adjective that describes a paradox; two different opinions collide in one statement or action, that's paradoxical. (In this situation, it's there personalities and appearances)