This is a book on how to be emo The basics and the more experienced stuff (This book is a joke)

Meet typical tumblr white bitch Kit Kat Fabberdeen, District 12 tribute for the annual "The Hipster Games" A game where 24 basic hoes are flung into a heartless arena and are made to fight till death for the ultimate prize of - Unlimited Starbucks. Our heroine Kit Kat must show her skills in credit card slicing, stiletto stabbing to win the prize, the games and the hearts of the Captiol citizens. She faces the brutal challenges of no wifi, fake wannabes, cheap eyeshadow, an annoying Mexican baker, but the real question is - will she survive? _______ If you loved "The Hunger Games" and you love parody fanfics then this is the book for you!

He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.

Mikey Way picks up a tambourine and gets taught an important lesson about not taking things from strangers !!!

MCR FOB P!ATD OTHERS FUN YAY IDK CRACKFIC COLLECTION I MAKE (spelled wrong on purpose) idk guys i got bored lol enjoy

Frank fish shows up in Emo pond and all kinds of shit goes down

declan and patric r bak. after patric kiks declan out for being eemo, he starts felling changes in his boody. all of a suden he waks up and his wors neghtmar coms tru!!