Sequel to Oliver Wood & The Reluctant Contestant. Starts off where story ended. Oliver and Hermione are married but are they going to get to their ever after with jealous cousins and teammates getting in the way, not to mention the crazy fans of Oliver?

Oliver Wood has gotten tricked by his team mate's on Puddlemere to be on a show much like the Bachelor in the Muggle World. He could care less about it but had signed a binding contract his so called mates tricked him into that if he failed to comply every time he got on a broom, it would disentigrate into ashes. Sequel Up!

Do you have a death wish? Ever wanted to know how to piss off the members of the Harry Potter cast? Well now you know! 30 failproof ways to piss off Volde-er, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Snape, Malfoy Jr. and Sr., Bellatrix, the Golden Trio, Umbridge, and many more. :)

Hermione knows a secret, a terrible secret about the Minister of Magic and in order to stay alive she goes on the run. They want to find her and when everyone else fails to find her they put him on the case. Draco Malfoy is assigned to find her, but what happens when he finds her and finds out the secret? Now he's on the run too, together they try to uncover the dark past of the man in charge.

Harry James Potter was not the only child born to the potters that night, they had another son Hayden Sirius Potter twin of Harry's. Harry left home at the ripe age of seven feeling lost and alone. That only lasted so long before he met five other lonely kids with pasts that haunt them, follow these misfits through their story. Follow The Abandoned Kids.

This book is basically what the title says. It may contain harsh words and may be really offensive. But you chose to read this so... Enjoy!!

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. If you like Harry Potter and memes this is your book! Laugh (and maybe cry) at the brilliant Harry Potter memes and things the world has come up with. (Warning: cursing and dirty jokes are probably going to be involved) Mischief Managed.

You want Harry Potter? Well you just GOT Harry Potter! Inside this book, you will find every sort of Harry Potter randomness possible! From memes, to text posts, to just plain photos! P.S. You are NOT allowed to read this if you don't enjoy it, too. ;) Cover inspired by @twentyonepilxts-