A book stuffed full of common clichés found in fanfics based off of Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, The Hunger Games, and much more. Read it if you want a laugh or to learn how to avoid these horrendously horrible clichés and errors in your own fanfics. Cuddles! Verity King, Disgusted Teenage Literary Critic

She seems to live in a world of sunlight. He is a frightened little boy. She is a pint-sized troublemaker. He is painfully careful to observe all rules. She is an inept student. He makes all "O's." She is Lily Luna Potter. And he is Scorpius Malfoy.

"What's wrong, mate?" Albus asked me. He looked at where I was looking- the point where Lily had disappeared- and slapped his forehead. "You STILL fancy my sister?" Rose didn't say anything, which was odd for her. I turned my attention back to Al. "So what if I do?" I asked with false bravado. "Mate, she hates you like she hates Derrick McLaggen. Maybe worse." I remembered McLaggen. He was the Slytherin that I'd hexed into oblivion after he'd tried to make a move on Lils. That was when she'd hexed me worse than I'd hexed him. "I don't need your help," she'd snapped at me, and stomped away. "You're welcome," I'd sighed. Now, looking at that small, obscure point where she'd vanished, I wanted to go after her, make her talk to me. But I knew Al was right. She hated me. And that, reader, is how I started my year- looking forward to fun and torture in the sparkling, dancing, penetrating blue eyes of Lily Luna Potter, the daughter of the Boy who Lived. LOL SO NOW THAT YOU KNOW THIS BOOK WILL BE AWESOME, IMMA ADD SOME RANDOM HARRY POTTER-RELATED WORDS SO IT'LL SHOW UP BETTER. FEEL FREE TO IGNORE THEM AND GO ON TO THE STORY, WHICH THOUGH SLOW IN THE BEGINNING ACCELERATES RATHER RAPIDLY *WINKS* Harry Potter Ginny Weasley Lily Luna Potter Scorpius Malfoy Draco Malfoy Astoria Malfoy Hermione Jean Granger Rose Weasley Ron Weasley Fred Weasley George Weasley Albus Potter James Potter Sirius Black Remus Lupin

Long before she was sorted into the Gryffindor house, Kefira Walsh was known as the "little lion" in her family. The youngest of the four Walsh girls, Kefira wasn't supposed to survive long after birth, but as she celebrates her eleventh birthday, the girl has already proven that she is a warrior. With her fearless attitude and a wild mane to match, Kefira prepares to attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry as the only witch of her family. Aboard the Hogwarts Express, she meets a boy by the name of Neville Longbottom. Neville initially comes across as a nervous boy, who stutters and stammers when he talks and won't look a person in the eye. But Kefira takes a liking to him instantly as she can see the lion in the boy's heart waiting to be woken. All he has to do is learn to be brave.

The daughter of two famous Quidditch players, Anora Forney, has grown up travelling the world. And while her parents are known for their skills on the pitch, Anora garners her own attention wherever she goes as many people love to get a glimpse of the child with naturally white hair. However, the world tour comes to an end when Anora receives her acceptance letter from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Surrounded by adults for much of her upbringing, Anora is initially quite nervous about interacting with peers of her own age. But with her feline companion, Iggy, at her side, she embarks on her own journey. Along the way, she meets Charlie Weasley, a boy whose hair is as red as her hair is white. And bright locks are not the only thing the two have in common, as their love for magical creatures and the outdoors, sparks a friendship that cannot and will not be broken. But their friendship is put to the test as their Seventh Year at Hogwarts approaches, and feelings that were not there before, start to surface. Nothing gets an adventure-packed romance started like dropping out of school and running off to the Romanian Dragon Sanctuary. And that is only the beginning. Cover Credit : @cendriia

The end of the summer approaches. Percy and Annabeth are ready to take on their senior year, together. All their plans were laid out. They were enrolled in a Manhattan high school, Frank and Hazel were settled in New Rome, with frequent visits to camp half-blood of course, and Leo and Calypso had finally arrived back at Camp Half-blood. Piper was doing great, and Jason, well, he was Jason. But all these plans come to a screeching halt when a mysterious letter arrives by owl from the British Ministry of Magic, inviting them to an even more mysterious school for witchcraft and wizardry... Welcome to the story of what the final wizarding war, and the years leading up to it, might have been like if the demigods were involved.

After the Gaean war is over for the demigods and two years have passed, they are invited, by a strange new magical society they've never heard of, to go to a strange school for wizards called Hogwarts. Will Annabeth be the only one excited for more education? Harry, Ron, and Hermione travel to a place they've never even heard of before- a training camp for 'demigods', whatever they are. Camp Half-Blood. Their mission? Convince at least seven of the inherently suspicious demigods to come to Hogwarts to promote magical peace. Their mission is accomplished... with interesting outcomes, some of those outcomes being... DUN DUN DUN... some INTERFANDOM SHIPS!!!! The book is finished, so you can read with no fear of coming to an annoyingly unfair cliffhanger. Thanks, and love all you readers, Verity King, teen author Tune in to Potter Watch, all ye that want to know what happens!!!!

In this amazingness sequel to Hogwartschick's FANTASTIC PJO/HP CROSSOVER POTTER WATCH (read it if you want to understand why the jaheck Piper's marrying George Weasley), The Hogwarts Ambassadors and the Next Generation takes you through the marriages of the wizards and demigods, the lives of their children, and what happens when Lily Luna discovers Potter Puppet Pals- plus much, much more! YOU ARE NOW PERFORMING AN UNBREAKABLE VOW. REPEAT AFTER ME: "I WILL read this AMAZING book." There. See? You're trapped. So read on, dear fluffkin, and discover the fantasticness that is my writing!

A mysterious, glowing sword hidden away in an old, dusty attic. A mythical monster with dangerous capabilities. A magical place where fantasies come to life. And a girl who doesn't believe in magic.