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❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

A bunch of hilarious comebacks and Insults you can definitely use!

"I am not good with advices ......Can I interest you in sarcastic quotes? "

I speak fluent sarcasm:) Credit to owners