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  • The Hipster Games
    26.5K 1.3K 26

    Meet typical tumblr white bitch Kit Kat Fabberdeen, District 12 tribute for the annual "The Hipster Games" A game where 24 basic hoes are flung into a heartless arena and are made to fight till death for the ultimate prize of - Unlimited Starbucks. Our heroine Kit Kat must show her skills in credit card slicing, stile...

    Mature
  • The Day of the Donald: Trump Trumps America
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    In this exclusive excerpt from the full-length novel "The Day of the Donald: Trump Trumps America," President Donald J. Trump delivers his inauguration speech to a rapturous crowd in Washington. "The Day of the Donald: Trump Trumps America" is presented courtesy of Crooked Lane Books. Copyright 2016 Quick Brown Fox LL...

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  • Catsby: A Novel
    60.7K 3.6K 49

    Jay Z. Catsby throws the sickest parties on the Jersey Shore. His neighbor Dick has heard all the rumors: Catsby killed a man. He's richer than Blue Ivy. He's Hugh Jackman's butt double in the X-Men movies. Nothing can prepare Dick for the strange truth: Catsby is a furry who spends his days and nights in a...

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  • EMO TRUMP
    8.2K 560 59

    [#12 in humor] Trump is an emo teenager who acts really moody and wears a lot of black. His wife, Melancholy Trump, is - well - melancholy. VP Pence is a pansy - And Vladimir Putin is a secret lover ... and Biden repeatedly pranks the white house.

  • Worst Story on Wattpad ✓
    3.3M 199K 4

    Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...

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  • It Was an Average Day at Band Camp...
    89 5 2

    A look into the glamorous life of band-kids. (This is a joke-it's meant to be horrible) Enjoy!