Ciao friends, "In which-" I'm just kidding. This is just a little something I put together to help all you aspiring writers or tip collectors get started - in no way am I suggesting here that I am the almighty but I've had some experience with writing popular stories so I just thought I'd share some of it! Enjoy!

Here's Dan's fanfic for people who want to just read it. Nothing belongs to me. This fanfic was written by and belongs to Dan Howell.

Don't you have that one time when you did something really stupid at school, and your parents were going to cook you over a fire? This book is all about what NOT to do/say to school! Copyright 2015 A l e y a h (Steal my stuff, I will cut off your eyelids so you can't blink!) All rights reserved. AWESOME COVER by the one and only @JakePatt Highest ranking: 1 6/18/16 EFWNJHWIU H YAS