# 101: throw a frisbee at her face. [disclaimer: as of now, this story does not include lgbt characters, i only put the tag on this story so wattpad can donate another dollar to a good cause (idk if that is allowed but...)]

"You can call me daddy." "You cannot be fucking serious." __________ "This is a weird part of the internet, I don't like this place." - Michael Clifford, 2020.

in which a band member tries to get a fan's follow. warning: contains self harm, suicidal thoughts, depression, etc. read at your own risk.

"I'll be back soon, I promise." © 2014 by bandkink. All rights reserved.

in which a day care worker emails a little girl's father. © 2015 webby | bonnaroo

In which a fan introduces Ashton Irwin to the world of fanfiction. © 2014 webby | bonnaroo

"Alright, you horny little shits, let's talk about sex,"