A book of sarcastic comebacks and phrases that can be used in almost any situation. Enjoy :) A taste of what's in this book: Random Person" What are you doing here!?" Me: " I was too hot for heaven and too cool for h*ll so I'm stuck here." #12 in Random 09-04-17 Disclaimer: I did invent most of these comebacks but some are also from books or social media so don't sue me. All photo rights go to original owners. Beautiful cover by: @ghastlybeauty_ Please don't copy this book. Thanks❤

"Step into my case, I will not have you lose your memory." - Newt Scamander ends up staying longer than he planned in New York, meeting a girl he never planned on. Is he just being silly, or could this mean more? - Highest Rank: #1 in Fantastic Beasts - Note: Story was written only after the first movie came out, so events and personalities that take place in any other movies are/were unknown to the author. Take this story at face value after seeing only the first movie.

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Revenge of the fifth

This is a story about a girl who thinks she has the worst life any person in this living world could have.Discover the thoughts inside her head through the journey of "Me"

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We all have those annoying people in our lives and this is what we wish we could say to them. ***DISCLAIMER *** Most of these aren't mine. I don't mean to offend anyone and sorry for any spelling or grammatical errors. Don't read if you are easily offended.