Water and Fire, the two opposite elements, when combined, they become neutral. Similarly, love and hate, when mixed feelings, the fine line between them vanishes. However, with the showers of blessings, what will happen when both clashes together? Simple, the love overpowers the hate, forming an everlasting strong love relationship. Rainie Stacey Brooke, the school's bully target, the nerd with the most disappointing academic grades. She gets laughed at, humiliated, teased by the popular clique and jocks in the entire school. Speaking of jocks, Jarrell Harris Watsons is the most popular jock player in school. He screws around, just for the sake of 'fun'. When both of them met under a rainy day, Rainie snatches the jock's umbrella, and that's when her life starts changing drastically. It's a typical love story, with a pinch of cliché.

They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

"I always thought I was normal. And I was normal. Until now." Ree Spinnet- The Bronze Night. Super Heroes aren't a fantasy anymore. She and 5 others like her join unlikely forces to fight a rising evil. The Phoenix Corporation- the PC- recruit them as the 'Teen Legion' as they try figure out who the hell the Power Thief is and what villains he has created. Can Ree save her friends and figure out how to be a hero before everything ends?